Frenzied Wombat
Potato del Grande
They aren't legal to own within any city limits. Even small towns out in the middle of farm country like mine that allow you to have all sorts of animals inside city limits don't allow you to have roosters. I guess 311 means animal control wherever you are, they must have some sort of backlog or be lazy as fuck because when I called animal control they were there the same day to warn them to get rid of it, which they did asap since I assume there were multiple illegals living there.
If I had to put up with that shit for more than a week I'd just climb up on my roof and pop the goddamn things with a pellet gun.
After about a week of waiting, the city finally issued them a warning tag on their door, which they ignored. Called the city back, and now they will send someone out in the next 7-14 days to issue a citation. I asked what happens if they ignore the citation because they don't seem like the types to give a shit, and he basically said that the unpaid citation will become a warrant after months if unpaid.. They woke me up at a nice 5am this morning-- never have I wanted chicken for breakfast so badly.
I would totally pellet gun the fuckers if I ever saw them. They keep both of them locked up in a shed 24/7 as far as I can tell. What's sad is that it annoys the fuck out of my other neigbors as well, and there's a long as thread on Nextdoor complaining about it, but nobody wants to do anything because the family that lives there is "scary". It's basically an old Mexican neighborhood that been slowly gentrifying, so you have their shithole tear down sandwiched between two new houses.
I just don't fucking get why anyone would want a rooster as a fucking pet.. Who the fuck likes to wake up at 4:30-5:00AM every fucking day, then have to listen to the bloody thing on and off throughout the day? The only time it ever shuts up is at night.