Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

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ToeMissile

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One of our dogs is a 60lb lovable idiot with apparently an allergy to some common plant we have yet to identify in our back yard. She gets these bumps under her fur which we can tell itch. Vet has us give her Benadryl when she gets into something. 3 bennies and in 15 minutes she'll be sluggish, usually in 30 minutes she's napping.
Our GSD mix would break out occasionally (never could figure out the trigger) we learned the hard way that the dye they put in the pink pills gave him the shits. Switched to the clearish gel caps and we were good.
 
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ToeMissile

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Little buggar was just playin. Lookit that tail.

I LoL'd out loud when the citizen was like "give me your baton" and the cop gave her a weapon.

Did the thread say anything about why the cops were harassing that innocent citizen and her little dog too? Whatever it was, it seems to have gotten a lot less important once she lost her shoe.
RE tail wagging
via the internets:
Dog tail wagging can convey a variety of meanings depending on the position, speed, and overall context of the wag. Here are some key interpretations of different tail wags:
  1. Neutral/relaxed position: When a dog's tail is in its natural position (varies by breed) and wagging gently, it often indicates a relaxed, neutral state.
  2. High tail wag:
  • Fast wagging with a high tail can indicate strong arousal or excitement, which could be positive or negative depending on other body language cues.
  • A slower wag with a high tail may suggest less active arousal but could still be a caution sign.
  1. Mid-level tail wag:
  • A "half-mast swish" at about hock level generally indicates a calmer, less aroused dog.
  • The speed of the wag can further indicate the level of energy or excitement.
  1. Low tail wag:
  • A lowered tail position often indicates submission or appeasement.
  • If tucked tightly between the legs, it may signal fear.
  1. Circular tail wag: This is often seen when a dog is overjoyed to see someone special, particularly after a long absence.
  2. Small/slight wag: Can indicate insecurity or a tentative greeting.
  3. Broad, full wag: Often associated with friendliness, especially when accompanied by a wiggling body.
  4. Very fast/vibrating tail: May signify the dog is about to take action, potentially in an aggressive manner.
  5. Stiff tail: Can indicate hostility or aggression.
It's crucial to note that tail wagging alone doesn't always indicate a happy or friendly dog. The entire body language, including ear position, eye expression, and overall posture, should be considered when interpreting a dog's emotional state. Additionally, breed-specific tail carriage should be taken into account, as some breeds naturally hold their tails higher or lower than others.
 

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RE tail wagging
via the internets:
Dog tail wagging can convey a variety of meanings depending on the position, speed, and overall context of the wag. Here are some key interpretations of different tail wags:
  1. Neutral/relaxed position: When a dog's tail is in its natural position (varies by breed) and wagging gently, it often indicates a relaxed, neutral state.
  2. High tail wag:
  • Fast wagging with a high tail can indicate strong arousal or excitement, which could be positive or negative depending on other body language cues.
  • A slower wag with a high tail may suggest less active arousal but could still be a caution sign.
  1. Mid-level tail wag:
  • A "half-mast swish" at about hock level generally indicates a calmer, less aroused dog.
  • The speed of the wag can further indicate the level of energy or excitement.
  1. Low tail wag:
  • A lowered tail position often indicates submission or appeasement.
  • If tucked tightly between the legs, it may signal fear.
  1. Circular tail wag: This is often seen when a dog is overjoyed to see someone special, particularly after a long absence.
  2. Small/slight wag: Can indicate insecurity or a tentative greeting.
  3. Broad, full wag: Often associated with friendliness, especially when accompanied by a wiggling body.
  4. Very fast/vibrating tail: May signify the dog is about to take action, potentially in an aggressive manner.
  5. Stiff tail: Can indicate hostility or aggression.
It's crucial to note that tail wagging alone doesn't always indicate a happy or friendly dog. The entire body language, including ear position, eye expression, and overall posture, should be considered when interpreting a dog's emotional state. Additionally, breed-specific tail carriage should be taken into account, as some breeds naturally hold their tails higher or lower than others.
OK lets use your handy tips. That dog had a high, wide, slow tail wag with a full body wiggle. That means slightly aroused and friendly. I rest my case.

First time in the pit bull thread?
 
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Heroic pit bull courageously saves the lives of 5 children by providing them with an organ donor.


Just taking a guess at how many harvestable organs a kid has.
 
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What regular people is he talking about?

Here's a story about a pit that died of old age.


Imagine not knowing what the word ‘regular’ means and admitting it? lmfao
 

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What does regular mean Hoss? What is a regular person?
Hey tard-boy. Do you think I'm wanye? You're asking the wrong person and we literally have the same question. I asked what 'regular people' he's talking about.
 

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Reading the police report, kid has since finished donating organs, mother brought her child with her to shop for a brand new XL bully puppy. The parents of the puppies decided to play with the child, but were a bit rough and got his body parts all over the back yard. The mother tried to join in too, so the pits decided to take most of her leg and play with that. From there, the friendly animals were eventually swung at enough with hammers and pick axes that they decided to stop their games.

At least they saved on the price of a puppy!
 

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No true pitbull would lose to a cat.

Also, trailer park. It was probably chained up in the front yard. Trailer park people aren't known for walking their dogs.
 
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Reading the police report, kid has since finished donating organs, mother brought her child with her to shop for a brand new XL bully puppy. The parents of the puppies decided to play with the child, but were a bit rough and got his body parts all over the back yard. The mother tried to join in too, so the pits decided to take most of her leg and play with that. From there, the friendly animals were eventually swung at enough with hammers and pick axes that they decided to stop their games.

At least they saved on the price of a puppy!

XL bullies are the truck nuts of dog breeds.
 
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