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  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Utnayan

F16 patrolling Rajaah until he plays DS3
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It wouldn't have mattered. Trust me :p

PS: Game night with booze tonight!
 

Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
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11,890
He didn't see that boat because he was fucking with his Nintendo Switch.
 
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Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
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11,890
We need some new blood in here tonight! Where's Tmac!? Bring your rookie asses on in!!

I'm already hammered so shit isn't going to go well.
 

Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
12,244
11,890
Hekotat and crew about to be livestreaming on Twitch, for your entertainment.

 

Cybsled

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
17,086
13,608
Did the game always have a sudden death mode? Was on what I thought was the final circle...ended up on a building, 2 people besides myself alive, so it was a cat and mouse game of trying to dislodge the other player. Then all of a sudden, the blue zone shrunk without warning to like some tiny 5 foot diameter circle. Other guy ran, I gave chase and gunned him down, then died to the blue zone. The last guy standing was apparently super well hidden exactly on the circle somewhere, because it said I got 2nd place and I had full health when the circle constricted ;/ Was such bullshit lol. I have gotten 2nd a handful of times, but this was probably one of the closest times where I could have legit won it.

I actually used a VSS to defeat a guy with a m24 (sorta) during the match. He was high on a ridge, so started pecking away at him from some tree cover (like 6 shots and he didnt die) and he ran behind some big ledge to heal. But he spent so long back there, the blue zone got him. I had run away to cover after he went to heal ;p
 

Utnayan

F16 patrolling Rajaah until he plays DS3
<Gold Donor>
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We need some new blood in here tonight! Where's Tmac!? Bring your rookie asses on in!!

I'm already hammered so shit isn't going to go well.

DUDE NAILED 5 IN A ROW! A WHOLE GROUP! WHILE DRUNK. YOU ARE BETTER DRUNK.

All caps!
 

spronk

FPS noob
23,352
27,210
man i feel like such a phony sometimes, I've made it to top 3 like a dozen times with just 1-3 kills. get loaded up, follow the middle of the circle as fast as i can and i will usually have good luck. it really feels like a phony/weird way to play but when i try to go ham and hunt mofos I always die to a sniper shot in the ass from someone i can't even see.

haven't made it to #1 yet though, thought i might have it in this game but then the dude ran me over lol

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Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
39,381
129,481
Did the game always have a sudden death mode? Was on what I thought was the final circle...ended up on a building, 2 people besides myself alive, so it was a cat and mouse game of trying to dislodge the other player. Then all of a sudden, the blue zone shrunk without warning to like some tiny 5 foot diameter circle. Other guy ran, I gave chase and gunned him down, then died to the blue zone. The last guy standing was apparently super well hidden exactly on the circle somewhere, because it said I got 2nd place and I had full health when the circle constricted ;/ Was such bullshit lol. I have gotten 2nd a handful of times, but this was probably one of the closest times where I could have legit won it.

I actually used a VSS to defeat a guy with a m24 (sorta) during the match. He was high on a ridge, so started pecking away at him from some tree cover (like 6 shots and he didnt die) and he ran behind some big ledge to heal. But he spent so long back there, the blue zone got him. I had run away to cover after he went to heal ;p
Yeah. We had one a while ago where it was final circle, and after about 5 minutes it just randomed people to die.
 

Xevy

Log Wizard
8,885
4,105
It fills in the entire map. So the strat is to kill the enemy player or get DEAD center, as that is last to fill in. That or time a first aid/medkit perfectly which is tricky because you can't use one unless you're injured. So have a teammate injury you sub 75%, then time a medkit/first aid to hit about 3 seconds after the blue will hit you and you should win.
 

brekk

Dancing Dino Superstar
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Sorry spent the night earning some GF points. I'll be on tonight!
 

Utnayan

F16 patrolling Rajaah until he plays DS3
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Sorry spent the night earning some GF points. I'll be on tonight!

Damn it. I'll be earning wife points tonight. But... Still have Sunday night, Monday night and Tuesday night. And all of Next weekend.