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BrutulTM

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Of all the things I've seen on the internet, that was one of them. I commend your ambition and appreciate the tits.
 
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Gavinmad

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It has always been my dream to be immortalized in a softcore bondage short because an autistic psychopath falsely accused me of being a registered sex offender while I was gone for the day and this community of spastic retards worked themselves into a frenzy convincing themselves a picture that looked absolutely nothing like me was actually me, forcing me to post a picture of my driver's license to avoid being banned.
 
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Daezuel

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Gavinmad said:
It has always been my dream to be immortalized in a softcore bondage short because an autistic psychopath falsely accused me of being a registered sex offender while I was gone for the day and this community of spastic retards worked themselves into a frenzy convincing themselves a picture that looked absolutely nothing like me was actually me, forcing me to post a picture of my driver's license to avoid being banned.
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This should have been on one of the cue cards.
 
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Nester

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Daidraco

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I feel so f'n weird right now subscribing to a kid after watching porn. Like what.. the... fk lol
 
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Dalien

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Gavinmad said:
It has always been my dream to be immortalized in a softcore bondage short because an autistic psychopath falsely accused me of being a registered sex offender while I was gone for the day and this community of spastic retards worked themselves into a frenzy convincing themselves a picture that looked absolutely nothing like me was actually me, forcing me to post a picture of my driver's license to avoid being banned.
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Bro, you should be honored you got in on the ground floor. Now that we're famous you're gonna have to let a_skeleton_03 chase you around in a bathrobe and jerk off into potted plants in front of you, just to get a bit part.
 
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Archeron

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Subscribed, and watched four videos on my phone while doing other things: cute kid and Lego builds. I will watch a few more as the video is clearly the highest effort and price paid of any FOH ask that I recall.

Well played, gentlemen.
 
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LachiusTZ

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Gavinmad said:
It has always been my dream to be immortalized in a softcore bondage short because an autistic psychopath falsely accused me of being a registered sex offender while I was gone for the day and this community of spastic retards worked themselves into a frenzy convincing themselves a picture that looked absolutely nothing like me was actually me, forcing me to post a picture of my driver's license to avoid being banned.
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I laughed too hard at this.

Did the YouTube rounds.

Edit: Read through the whole thread, will set my work comp on the channel tomorrow and let it play all the vids in the background to grind out playtime.
 
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Brad2770

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With all due respect, I don’t subscribe to children channels, but I will have my son subscribe. He is a YouTube hound and usually watches anything I send his way. Thanks for the tits. “tip my faded trucker cap at you.”
 
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Zapatta

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How many Xboxs got shipped to Tri-State Tori to don a mask and star in this?
 
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Enzee

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Oh stfu. Its the same thing. Most the votes were for contests or some kind of monetary gain. Helping a kid start to snowball her channel is one of the more altruistic uses we've had. The first few hundred subs are the hardest to get.
 
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Onoes

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I expect a shady car sale in the sequel, but yes, laughed way too hard at this, good one sir.
 
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Dalien

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zombiewizardhawk said:
Since when does tits for votes = tits for making someone youtube rich?
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Oh come on man. a_skeleton_03 went way above and beyond the usual tits for votes threshold here.

A custom softcore porno with foh memes as the dialogue, what more are you expecting?
 
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