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Ryanz

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Also, for those of you helping out that little girls YouTube channel... If you don't want to ruin your YouTube front page suggestions and have to awkwardly explain to your wife or girlfriend why you watched a bunch of YouTube videos of a young girl playing with Lego's here's what you do. Top left of YouTube click the three vertical lines icon, go to history, than click the "x" next to all the videos to remove them from your list, and clean up your front page.
 
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Kovaks

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This shit made me laugh so hard, i feel for the confused fuckers who just happen upon this while trying to fap

Subscribed and liked all her video, well worth messing up my feeds for the next few days
 
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a_skeleton_01

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This community has gone a long time without someone providing tits for votes. Way too long.

I wanted to bring that back in a big way so I did a quick search for someone that could do a few tit shots for me at a low amount of money. I have a decent amount of bitcoin profit right now so I gravitated towards searches for that. I stumbled across someone that made girl on girl bondage videos and for a price that I just couldn't turn down.

I had made a post a while back about a friend who has a kid trying to get their youtube channel up and running. This is a delicate thing asking people to watch porn and then go subscribe to a kid's channel and like their videos. I have told him that we are unorthodox and that he needs to have comments queued up for approval before we start working it.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeb7LJxJS4MWG2b01vGI0xA

I would like you all to go subscribe, like, and do whatever you can to push her channel up. There are thousands of us and I think that we could push it up.

Since we don't have a tangible goal that I can point to I am providing the reward up front right away. I expect you guys to do the right thing and earn it.

I gave them a half dozen lines that popped into my head. In the future if this goes well I might have them do another video and will have a lot more custom lines. The actual video is about 7 minutes long and the rest is "behind the scenes" of them filming and chatting.

[parsehtml]<iframe src="https://www.pornhub.com/embed/ph5a2995d3929f5" frameborder="0" width="640" height="360" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/parsehtml]

Jesus, you're a goddamn hero for making this shit.
 
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Xarpolis

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I subscribed to the channel. Will let my daughter watch her build legos and see if she wants to compete.

"Your foot looks like a hoof"

The lines are great.
 
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Flaw

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This video gives me zero boner, would not smash either of these chicken heads. But I appreciate the video, and appreciate the fact that you guys appreciate it so much too.
 
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Ronaan

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Tried to watch at work. Found out pornhub has no subtitles. FML.
 
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Stave

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Awesome video! Next one needs highlighters in the nose, or better yet, in da puss!
 
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tyen

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It has always been my dream to be immortalized in a softcore bondage short because an autistic psychopath falsely accused me of being a registered sex offender while I was gone for the day and this community of spastic retards worked themselves into a frenzy convincing themselves a picture that looked absolutely nothing like me was actually me, forcing me to post a picture of my driver's license to avoid being banned.

Troll succesful
 
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wanand

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fair play to you, bondage not my thing at all but this is a great communite achivement.

My moral compass went off a bit when I clicked subscribe and saw how young the kid was and knowing i only doing this because someone provided porn but fuck it, good job Necromance
 
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Enzee

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Also, for those of you helping out that little girls YouTube channel... If you don't want to ruin your YouTube front page suggestions and have to awkwardly explain to your wife or girlfriend why you watched a bunch of YouTube videos of a young girl playing with Lego's here's what you do. Top left of YouTube click the three vertical lines icon, go to history, than click the "x" next to all the videos to remove them from your list, and clean up your front page.
If you are doing this on your main account, and it's REALLY messing up your suggested feed, yes.. but again, Youtube takes all this into consideration. Liking a channel, then removing all their vids from your suggested feed has way less impact.

They aggregate your viewing time, subs, and liked vids altogether. If you keep watching the same content, and then clicking and watching similar content they suggest to you, that boosts the 'authenticity' of how much you liked that initial content. This increases the chance they suggest it OTHER users who watch similar stuff.
This is why you sometimes get random weird suggestions that has nothing to do with what you've been watching. The algorithm can do funny things.

ex: You go watch Pewdiepie, but you only get halfway through one video, but you 'like' it. Then, you go watch some random conspiracy vids, but this time you watch 3 videos and finish all of them. If a hundred other people do something similar, Youtube might start suggesting conspiracy vids to people who didn't finish that same Pewdiepie vid. Plus, since the view time average is lower on that one, it reduces the chance they suggest that vid to others.

There's a ton more variables that go into it, but they have figured out ways to determine if you genuinely like certain content or you (or specifically, the content creator) are trying to game the system.
 
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Xarpolis

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So I made a playlist and allowed his videos to play all night while I slept.
Maybe some of you that have a computer at work but don't actually care if things play in the background would find benefit in this.



Also, you can click the speaker on the bottom of the video to not have any sound play. I'm not sure if it will carry over between the entire playlist, but it may.
 
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Utnayan

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Haha holy shit. My poor little innocent forum has grown up.
 
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LachiusTZ

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It has always been my dream to be immortalized in a softcore bondage short because an autistic psychopath falsely accused me of being a registered sex offender while I was gone for the day and this community of spastic retards worked themselves into a frenzy convincing themselves a picture that looked absolutely nothing like me was actually me, forcing me to post a picture of my driver's license to avoid being banned.

Read this a second time. Face aches from smiling so hard.

Fuk it, I now have a sig
 
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Zapatta

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Next one needs to be a Donkey show. A mule named Trex plowing a dude named Tyen.
 
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Hoss

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I have never been so proud to be a part of this community.

Did suenig ever say how much it cost him? I looked into getting a custom porn done once, but the people I contacted never responded.
 

Lambourne

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This is fantastic. Not into bondage or whatever this is at all, but I got a good laugh out of it.

Also bound to get us some new members, I'm sure some random people will jerk it to this and then check us out afterwards, possibly leading to an influx of large breasted women eager to have FoH written on themselves.

/clap
 
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