Pornhub’s 2016 Year in Review - Do you jerk off correctly?

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Oldbased

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There have been many. Pick your favorite post apocalyptic movie where there's no power. Cause that's the only way porn gets removed from the intrawebz.
Entire colonies would be gunned down and everything burned over a hustler magazine. It would be like the Book of Eli except instead of a bible everyone would be hunting playboy magazines.
 
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elidib

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Some stats from rival xhamster:

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And the absolute most important one for FOH:

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k^M

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... how many people in North Korea even have access to porn? Or is that just what KJU faps to?
 

Hatorade

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WTF America. Mom porn...unless they mean milf porn AKA 20 year olds that look 24 I don't understand.
 

Royal

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Good to see that after all this time Nina Hartley is still crackin' the Top 5.
 
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BrutulTM

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Man, why does everyone love japanese porn? 3/4 of it has the junk pixelated and initial penetration happens 22 minutes into a 25 min video.

Who in the hell are all these people watching Nina Hartley?
 
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Itlan

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I watch Nina Hartley!

And it's both Hatorade. As in your own mom, or your friend's mom. Either way, America is obsessed with milfs, related or not.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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Man, why does everyone love japanese porn? 3/4 of it has the junk pixelated and initial penetration happens 22 minutes into a 25 min video.

Who in the hell are all these people watching Nina Hartley?

Japan makes tons of professional porn both from amateur to 4K quality.

They make so much that they quantify them based on identifying codes like SINS-PUT NUMBER HERE. Most famous one being Caribbean and KAW Production.

Japan have a huge industry that is so far ahead of everyone else. It doesn't hurt that Japan consumes fuckton of porn because Japs would rather fap than real life sex. That drives Japanese to specialize in porn because demand is so huge and supply is able to meet it.
 

Royal

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Who in the hell are all these people watching Nina Hartley?

Vintage porn lovers. The 80's is about as far back as you can go and find a reasonable amount of it that is still around of decent quality. And if you're an ass man, enjoy watching an absolute fuck machine ply her craft, who also broke through into mainstream cinema (Boogie Nights), and was still making porn 30 years after she got into the business, Nina is your lady.

I never cared much for her later work but man, she kept that shit together a lot longer than most could ever dream of. She was a brick fuckin' bean oven from the waist down for a good 20 years. She aged well and never fucked up her face with shitty plastic surgery.
 
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BrutulTM

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Maybe I'm watching the wrong Japanese porn then. Most of what I see sucks even if it's not pixelated. Not because of the Japanese girls, but the production itself.
 

Void

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Why do you guys want incest porn so badly? I don't get the trend.
I'm obviously wrong since subsequent posts seem to indicate people are more fixated on the MILF part of it, but I was going to say that fake incest stuff is helpful because I can immediately discount anything that says mom or aunt, while sister or daughter automatically means young and hot.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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Milf / Mom is how you search for porn where the women aren't trying to look like they're teenagers while filtering out shit like 275 lb 60 year olds (which you'll get a lot of if you search mature).
 
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Deathwing

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Incest = the ultimate taboo. Can those involved display enthusiasm(real or convincing if fake) despite doing something inherently disgusting? Then that's hot.
 

jayrebb

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Some takeaways,

South Korea is forced to be sexually obsessed with Japanese people, as is the rest of Asia. Can we get a studio open in the countryside of China to give these poor saps some ethnic variety?

Germans and French want to see Turkish muslim women getting drilled. Dat burka lingerie fetish? Racism afoot-- sound the alarm.

West Africans remain largely unaware of the attractiveness of their East African counterparts. Their loss...(or save, of semen) depending how you look at it. The fact West Africans are searching for West Africans means Africa has a long way to go, anyone want to start a tax-exempt foundation and preach the gospel with me?

Nina Hartley top 5 cements the MILF craze, that the MILF explosion isn't going anywhere, and the smart early-adopters like bangbros will continue to print money. People don't discriminate against the age of the ass, as long as it looks like that (nina hartley et al). Presuming most are watching Nina's comeback material from about 10 years ago.

The Trans top 5 doesn't surprise me outside of Aubrey Kate and Nina Lawless. I can understand Jessy Dubai and Venus Lux's appeal-- from a strictly objective asexual aesthetic assessment, of course. Eva Lin is out of the business though and out of a body part, time to move on-- its 2017.

That's all I've got for now.