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Pornhub PREMIUM!!!
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Gankak
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Gamma Rays
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Late 90's I was supplied a pirate card that gave me all the channels on pay TV.
But the only porn channel here only showed R rated stuff. So it was edited down X rated with shots done for the 'soft' version, so you would have a pot-plant blocking the view or looking in through the window, crap like that.
Best you could get was some nude shots during the start of a scene, titties getting squeezed, but once the action got going . . . that was all she wrote.
"I got my dick out for this??"
Considering that I was able to get decent stuff off the net, this soft core was not worth it.
But the only porn channel here only showed R rated stuff. So it was edited down X rated with shots done for the 'soft' version, so you would have a pot-plant blocking the view or looking in through the window, crap like that.
Best you could get was some nude shots during the start of a scene, titties getting squeezed, but once the action got going . . . that was all she wrote.
"I got my dick out for this??"
Considering that I was able to get decent stuff off the net, this soft core was not worth it.
Royal
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The old school equivalent, similar to the Sears catalog:The struggle was real...
When I was a kid there was a Western Sizzlin' steak house we would often go to on Sundays after church. Usually it was for lunch but sometimes we'd go after evening services. It had a porno drive-in beside it, the good 'ol Starlight Theater. There was a certain part of the restaurant that was in direct view of the screen but they had flood lights that shined outwards along it's fence so you couldn't see the action. Sometimes some of the bulbs would be going dim or completely burnt out and you could spy a small section of the screen. When I saw that was the case when we parked, I would try be the first one inside so I could make sure we sat at one of the tables you could see the screen from and would grab one of the seats that faced the windows.
One night there was a whole half of a section of lights that were out and I scored a ringside seat. I'm pretty sure my beef tips in gravy went cold that night before I finished them. But damn, the strategic planning and logistics it took to see a bouncing titty or a parted muff when you were 12 in rural God's country in the early 80's was fucking insane.
Gavinmad
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Late 90s skinemax was better than that. I'm sure it was all fake except for maybe some of the girl/girl or solo girl stuff, but you got to see unrestricted T&A and occasionally even some vajeener. Wish there was a good archive of all the crappy skinemax movies so I could see just how crappy the stuff I fapped to as a 15 year old really was. But it sure as hell beat a magazine or listening to the dirty talk greetings on a 800 number.
Big Phoenix
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Big Phoenix
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Royal
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Just Google "Emmanuelle movies". They got quite a bit of run on cable back then.
Gavinmad
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fuck the Emmanuelle movies, the Emmanuelle in Space series is where it was at.
No seriously, Emmanuelle in Space was really a thing.
Jorren
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Can't remember the name of the flick, but it had to do with women coming to Earth to get semen to keep the population growing on their planet. Has to be later 70's stuff. They would harvest guys by hooking em up to sort of milking machines. Best line ever was one of them getting back to the Mother Ship after blowing some guy "I tried to bring it back here, but I accidentally swallowed it". Swedish soft core porn I think.
BrutulTM
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Cinemax porn is terrible now. All the chicks are washed up porn stars with terrible boob jobs and they use Roobie Breastnut music during the sex scenes which is so horrible it has to be a joke. It is impossible to jack off while listening to this:
Gavinmad
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Jacqueline Lovell,Lauren Hays, Kira Reed Lorsch, Gabriella Hall, Regina Russell, Mia Zottoli, Landon Hall,Kim Yates, and Catalina Laranagga.
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Maybe we have a skinemax pornstradamus in the house similar to the Who's that Girl thread. I'm trying to find a mid to late 90s skinemax movie that features a lesbo scene where one or both actresses were in a bathtub. Possible plot of the movie was the lead actress returning to her home town for some reason. Actual bath tub, not a sauna, I know which movie(s) have muff diving sauna scenes.
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Maybe we have a skinemax pornstradamus in the house similar to the Who's that Girl thread. I'm trying to find a mid to late 90s skinemax movie that features a lesbo scene where one or both actresses were in a bathtub. Possible plot of the movie was the lead actress returning to her home town for some reason. Actual bath tub, not a sauna, I know which movie(s) have muff diving sauna scenes.