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Kenadul_sl said:

Haha the best was when the audio was perfect and you could make out some type of silhouette of a tit or ass.

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I had perfect audio and every once in a while, a portion of the screen would clear up just enough to see a boob or an ass. I blame scrambled porn for my love of corny porn plots. That's pretty much all I had to jerk it to. At least until I found my dad's playboy stash.

lurker_sl said:

National Geographic if you wanted something more ethnic.

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Never did it for me.

Big Phoenix_sl said:

Long gone are the days of finding a discarded stash of playboys or hustlers.

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You might still score some at rest stops. About the only places I see porn mags for sale anymore are truck stops, so I assume those guys are the biggest consumers.

Izo_sl said:

Why do straight women like gay porn then? Do gay guys like straight female porn? I don't even.

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I wasn't aware of that, but logically, I would assume it's to get tips on sucking dick.

Gavinmad_sl said:

fuck the Emmanuelle movies, the Emmanuelle in Space series is where it was at.

No seriously, Emmanuelle in Space was really a thing.

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And it was glorious. I liked the Lady Chatterly movies better. The happy Hooker is the only other series I can remember from my childhood, but I think I only ever saw one of them.

Oh and the bikini series, but I think those are more recent. Bikini airlines, bikini carwash, etc.

Jorren_sl said:

Can't remember the name of the flick, but it had to do with women coming to Earth to get semen to keep the population growing on their planet. Has to be later 70's stuff. They would harvest guys by hooking em up to sort of milking machines. Best line ever was one of them getting back to the Mother Ship after blowing some guy "I tried to bring it back here, but I accidentally swallowed it". Swedish soft core porn I think.

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There's a recent remake of that. I saw it a year or 2 ago. It's softcore, but had some recent porn stars who's names I cannot remember. I think they were some of the same people doing the more recent bikini movies. I don't remember milking machines though. They just brought the semen back to the ship and spit it into milk jugs. They also had the joke about swallowing some.

Sweet little sixteen year old, wat??

It's no different than today where all the 18-25 year olds are "18" and 26+ is a MILF.

Holy shit that sounds hot. I wonder if I can find it online.

man, the pron industry is a bunch of racist shitlords. I searched for "It takes a thief" and all I got back was a bunch of inter-racial stuff.