Pregnancy Thread

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opiate82

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Morphyous_sl said:
It says the results were not statistically significant, meaning it doesn't really make a difference. Sorry.
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That isn't what it says. It says the levels of sHLA were not statistically different than the control group which was the hypothetical cause of the reduction in preeclampsia. So basically there still is a correlation between blowjobs and a lower risk of preeclampsia but they don't have causation yet.
 
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joeboo_sl said:
I ran a fairly hardcore raiding guild in WoW back in the days of Vanilla/Burning Crusade. We had multiple sets of husbands and wives that played together, but one took the award for most dedicated raiders.

The lady had been pregnant for a long time and was nearing her due date, this was going to be her 3rd kid. We're gathing up for a Blackwing Lair raid(still the days of 40-mans) and her husband informs us that she'll be a couple minutes late, but she'll be there, save her a spot, so we do. She finally shows up a few minutes later and I ask her if everything is ok, and she says "Yeah, I'm just having contractions" She was pretty calm about it so I didn't think much of it. About halfway through the raid the husband messages me and asks "do you think we can try to speed up a bit, I think we're going to the hospital tonight". WTF!. So I kick the raid into overdrive, we clear the place in a good 30-45 minutes faster than we normally did, and both of them log off instantly as soon as Nefarian was down, they didn't even wait around for loot. Dude posts on our messageboard the next morning that she gave birth about 90 minutes after the raid ended, they had only been at the hospital for about an hour.

Holy crap, that's some dedication to raiding right there, she must have been having contractions pretty damn frequently, at least towards the end of the raid. Her performance didn't really slip a bit (damn ez-mode Warlocks)
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Phenomenal story
 
Noodleface

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Wife slipped on some stairs at work and fell down hard on her stomach. Had to rush to the hospital and do a bunch of tests. Turns out she hasn't been drinking a lot of water for some reason and almost passed out at work as well. Had to put her on an IV for fluids, saying her uterus or something was really dehydrated and she couuldve either lost the baby or gone into labor. Fuck man.
 
Gavinmad

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Not to be that guy Noodle, but it sounds like your wife is a retard. Not drinking enough water? wtf
 
lurkingdirk

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That's what the word is on the streets. Only retards.

Also, it isn't like her body is going through massive changes, and what was once a satisfactory level of hydration is no longer sufficient. It can't possibly be that her body has somewhat different needs when she has another human growing inside her. Clearly.
 
Gavinmad

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Except Doctors and Nurses are pretty aggressive about shoving prenatal nutrition down your throat, and being so dehydrated that you could potentially miscarry is pretty seriously neglecting her health and the health of your child.

That being said, going straight to calling her a retard was a bit much so I apologize.
 
Woefully Inept

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This is the first 3d picture that actually looks good. Granted we only tried once 4 weeks ago. Shit just got really real.
 
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When my wife was pregnant I remember buying one of those insulated freezable 32oz plastic cups and hand washing it most nights for her. I'd send her txts reminding her to drink water while she was at work. I'd get water for her all the time. I made it my job that she'd never have to ask for water if I was around.
 
Ronaan

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Hey guys it's been a while, was really busy.

Week 24 started today. We had a little scare last week when she woke me up at 5AM with "there's some blood down there"...
Keep calm, keep the wife calm, tell her it's probably from the sex two days before, still worry myself shitless but don't let it show...

Doc basically said the same and pulled her off work for a week. That was nice, she got to wind down a bit, last friday we had the 3D ultrasound, amazing stuff.

Everything is fine so far, it's going to be another girl (not sure if I mentioned that when I last posted).

Our big one is 2.5 years now and she's getting cocky. She knows mom has the little sister in her belly, so when we were lying around doing nothing the other day she poked my bellybutton and said, "do you have a little brother in there?"

Time for some cardio.
 
Noodleface

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Wife and baby are good. Doctor gave her a note to put her on light duty and her work accepted it so she'll mostly be driving and doing office work.

Got to see some extra ultrasound pictures since that was part of her exam. Little bastard already has a full head of hair
 
Falstaff

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My wife had low fluid levels according to her first ultrasound so she drank a shit ton of water. It's very important.

Her doctor told her you can't even properly measure fluid levels that early so it could have been bullshit but better safe than sorry.
 
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Draegan_sl said:
Little guy was born a almost two hours ago. Should have him geared up for next week's raid.
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grats Draegan! Post pics!


Re: Water, my wife never drank enough water in her life so when she was pregnant I was her human IV
 
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joeboo_sl said:
I ran a fairly hardcore raiding guild in WoW back in the days of Vanilla/Burning Crusade. We had multiple sets of husbands and wives that played together, but one took the award for most dedicated raiders.

The lady had been pregnant for a long time and was nearing her due date, this was going to be her 3rd kid. We're gathing up for a Blackwing Lair raid(still the days of 40-mans) and her husband informs us that she'll be a couple minutes late, but she'll be there, save her a spot, so we do. She finally shows up a few minutes later and I ask her if everything is ok, and she says "Yeah, I'm just having contractions" She was pretty calm about it so I didn't think much of it. About halfway through the raid the husband messages me and asks "do you think we can try to speed up a bit, I think we're going to the hospital tonight". WTF!. So I kick the raid into overdrive, we clear the place in a good 30-45 minutes faster than we normally did, and both of them log off instantly as soon as Nefarian was down, they didn't even wait around for loot. Dude posts on our messageboard the next morning that she gave birth about 90 minutes after the raid ended, they had only been at the hospital for about an hour.

Holy crap, that's some dedication to raiding right there, she must have been having contractions pretty damn frequently, at least towards the end of the raid. Her performance didn't really slip a bit (damn ez-mode Warlocks)
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Only thing that would make this better is if you tell me she tanked the magic adds on Nef.
 
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