Recommend a dating site

It's good to see that they let you keep your minigun bro.

Fuck that's an awesome certificate. I stamp it with approval.

But yeah, if you aren't ridiculously good looking (no clue what I am, I hate my profile whenever I see it in a picture), jfc is this an uphill battle. Also, yeah, being mildly (or majorly if you believe those random internet tests) aspie doesn't help when it comes to writing about oneself.

Khane_sl said:

Tecknoe, bro, let me put in perspective for you. You like steak? Of course you do it's fucking delicious. Let's say you've only ever eaten london broil. You had no fucking idea there were different cuts of beef, you thought steak was just london goddamn broil but you still loved it because it's steak! One day I come into your house and I say, WTF are you eating this shit for? It probably seems great to you because you're too goddamn stupid to realize there are other, better options out there. Ignorance is bliss, haven't you ever seen the matrix? Then I present to you the perfectly cooked Ribeye. You can't goddamn believe what your mouth is telling your brain... "How the hell did I not know such pleasure existed in life?".

Guess what man. Pretend only weirdos and invalids use dating sites. That leaves more spoils for me. Online dating is the Ribeye bro.

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i dont get it, you're making it seem like the quality of pussy you're getting on these sites is like gold i dont get it i really dont.

online dating is great for socially awkward people to meet other socially awkward people, keep all the spoils bro.

It's a lot of fun to make fun of online dating -- but the truth is it's perfectly fine. You've gotta meet people you don't know some way, and it's indeed a way to meet people. It's a system of introductions.

Tecbro I think you may be the most socially awkward of us all. You're just the guy who doesn't realize you're making it awkward for everyone else and no one cares enough to tell you that you need to take a bath, they just kinda stand upwind and wait for ya to leave.

TecKnoe_sl said:

i dont get it, you're making it seem like the quality of pussy you're getting on these sites is like gold i dont get it i really dont.

online dating is great for socially awkward people to meet other socially awkward people, keep all the spoils bro.

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Didn't I just prove this isn't true?

TecKnoe_sl said:

i dont get it, you're making it seem like the quality of pussy you're getting on these sites is like gold i dont get it i really dont.

online dating is great for socially awkward people to meet other socially awkward people, keep all the spoils bro.

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Does using an online dating site exclude you from meeting women while you're out? It doesn't in case you were wondering. Why only ever drink beer when you can also drink whiskey, or vodka, or wine? You can do both, so why wouldn't you? Any time you approach a woman at a bar or club or wherever else there is a very good chance she is on a dating site herself. It's the norm now, not the exception. You need to get with the times.

Famm_sl said:

When will they make a good site that caters to homosexual satanists seeking one night stands though?

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http://www.fetlife.com

You are welcome

As has been said, the appeal of a dating site is that everyone is there for the same reason: Meeting other singles. None of this getting stuck in the "friends zone" bullshit. Lots of people still meet others the old fashioned way but dating sites are a good way to gain access to a huge pool of women who are looking to meet someone.

Araysar bro why don't you frame that certificate bro?

Hang it on the backs of your workers to remind them that this is what the American dream looks like!

Araysar_sl said:

being good looking, in good shape and having normal social skills I can readily answer this.

you get a lot less opportunities in RL because you dont know right off the bat who is looking and who isnt, thus you waste time separating wheat from chaff

secondly, you have to go look for them. whereas in online dating - they are ALL looking, and they are all brought to you already. this makes it for a much more efficient, hassle free experience.

especially if you're just looking to fuck.

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I have to agree with this. Internet dating >>> standard dating for the most part. Trolling bars, parks, grocery stores, meetup groups, etc for "dates" basically involves a massive waste of time, unless you're someone that enjoys interaction that goes nowhere 90% of the time. You spend 10-30 minutes breaking the ice only to find out they a) have a boyfriend, b) aren't interested, c) live with their parents, d) have kids, e) are religious, or f) insert whatever deal breaker you want here. On online dating you can immediately filter out Jesus freaks, women who have kids, etc. It's a massive time saver.

Personally IMHO, the biggest negatives to online dating are:

a) "New toy syndrome"-- You started dating a chick and now even a hotter, "better sounding match" has started emailing you. This degrades your enthusiasm for the chick you started to see

b) It's far easier to line up multiple dates, but this actually works to your detriment. At least for me, say I set up four dates in a week and I really liked two of them for different reasons. After a few more dates with these two, a fight ensues in your head as to which one to continue with, and which one to let drop off you radar. You make a choice and then a week later shit goes south with the one you picked, and you've screwed the pooch with the other. Now you're back at square one.

Traditional dating doesn't suffer as much from the above because of the effort involved, and the fact that unless you spend a massive amount of time socializing and hitting on chicks, you simply aren't usually confronted with as much choice/opportunity that you get via online dating.

P.S: Khane, to clarify I didn't "demand" a cell phone pic. There are totally ways to do it without coming off as a creeper. Usually you don't even have to ask, just send her a spontaneous candid photo of yourself taken while in the car or something along with an offhand joke like "sorry, this is the only cell phone pic I have where I'm not topless in my bathroom", and she'll usually reciprocate.

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a) "New toy syndrome"-- You started dating a chick and now even a hotter, "better sounding match" has started emailing you. This degrades your enthusiasm for the chick you started to see

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I can't tell if, since I started online dating a year and a half ago if I'm just incapable of genuinely being interested in women for longer than 2 months nowadays, or if I just have a bad case of this new toy syndrome.