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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Frenzied Wombat
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This is a correct guess. She hasn't returned my calls/txts (1 of each) in the last few days so I'm assuming she's done with me, but she doesn't get back into town until the 21st. Drove myself a bit crazy trying to figure out what the issue was exactly because I wanted I wanted to see her a lot more, but it could possibly be sex not up to her standards, my dislike of the lake and country music (two of her faves), or the fact that I just rolled over and went to bed when done rather than cuddle/talk like she seemed to want to (I was fucking exhausted and drunk).That sonofabitch fucked[email protected]/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */![email protected]/* <
Frenzied Wombat
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Just a few selfies of her alone and with a friend. I wasn't expecting it to be a one shot deal and I was more interested in worshiping her body than snapping pics (if she'd even let me-- she maintains tight control over her image)
Not a guess IMO, you gave more than enough details to figure it out. Who knows what some jealous basement dweller could have done with that information. Not that I can fault you for a brief lapse of judgement after a porn star lays it on you cause goddamn, dat ass! I have to wonder though...what if sex with every other women leaves you unsatisfied now...like you asked the genie for the holy grail of pussy only to find out that it disappears after one use, a cursed pussy oh god the horror!
Frenzied Wombat
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Pretty much. I've had a few dates with a decent enough chick off of Tinder that I probably would have been into previously, but all I can think of is you know who.. And yeah, that ass was perfection hand crafted by Angels.
EDIT: Mod request-- would it be possible to move my posts concerning this event to the screenshots section? Would be amenable to sharing more details if so..
Seananigans
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Oops, I think you said AMA after the 21st. Spoilered it:
Ok, here's an ask. Did she do that annoying-as-fuck constant hissing intake/exhale of air most porn stars seem to do to simulate the appearance of her pleasure? I looked up a random vid on pornhub and sure enough, she was making the stupid face and the annoying noise.
Frenzied Wombat
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I've PM'd Tarrant and Tuco asking them to move my posts to screenshots-- maybe merge with the "my new dating pool" thread. What started out as a Tinder date post where I initially thought I had no hope of "closing" turned out to be far more than that. I'll be happy to answer all questions there as well as share some interesting things about the "industry" I had no clue about.
Big Phoenix
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Frenzied Wombat
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*shrug*. I have no history of trolling on these boards and I honestly have better things to do than make up stories on the interwebz to people I'll never meet. It's a cool story and an amazing life experience that I thought I'd share.
Frenzied Wombat
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I dunno, I just find Texas man made lakes gross, and the crowd that collects there seems to mostly be the redneck version of Daytona beach spring breakers.
Cad
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Well what the fuck is there to do at the lake besides get sunburned, drunk and throw your dog a stick? How are you surprised that this activity is populated by rednecks?
I ride to WRL and do laps around it now and then, and see the people out there, and thats a within city limits lake. Can't imagine the out of town lakes.
Frenzied Wombat
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Sex was entirely "normal", just the most amazing normal ever. Interesting fun fact, but I asked why all the dudes in porn are totally hairless, and I was told it's an industry wide request from the females. Basically when you're screwing all day body hair begins to chafe, so all the dudes have to be hairless. I had thought it was a cosmetic thing because women prefer dudes with less body hair, but it had nothing to do with that.