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iannis

Musty Nester
31,351
17,656
You are the hero we needed, Frenzied.

I always thought the hairless thing was aesthetic. All the lube and fluids... dick hair would get matted down and gross. But now we have it straight for the whorses mouth!
 

Antarius

Lord Nagafen Raider
1,828
15
I've had a few one night stands with girls with amazing bodies, it's hard to go back to an "average" 5-6 girl once you've banged a few 9s...

But not sure why you're trying to start a long-term relationship with a ho. You can't turn a ho into a housewife.

Anyway, here is one of the girls I've been dating recently, actually met her off craigslist, and she isn't even a prostitute. Way better than I deserve, looks wise. No anal and won't swallow, but I'm not complaining, I've woken up to her touching my cock more than a few times (lol she has raped me). I've pretty much already crossed everything and then some off the sexual bucket list but she's pretty damned inexperienced, she told me her number was 2 prior men, so probably closer to 6, which is still damned low... She's told me a couple times that she loves me, but I'm still pretty much trying to keep my distance... because it works to keep her coming back for more, but it's hard to stay aloof when a girl like this is riding you regularly. She's about 5'2 110 lbs... She loves being picked up, thrown over my shoulder, and carried to bed.

So yea, if you work to improve yourself as a man, you'll eventually have success on ANY website, even if you choose to use craigslist, you'll have your pick of good quality women, it's all about being their best possible option, it's a nice change to be able to turn down women that I'm not interested in.

-edit by draegan no nsfw material outside ss

-edit by Antarius Sorry, thought it would be ok in spoiler tags with the NSFW warning.
 

yonsil_sl

shitlord
15
0
I've had a few one night stands with girls with amazing bodies, it's hard to go back to an "average" 5-6 girl once you've banged a few 9s...

But not sure why you're trying to start a long-term relationship with a ho. You can't turn a ho into a housewife.

Anyway, here is one of the girls I've been dating recently, actually met her off craigslist, and she isn't even a prostitute. Way better than I deserve, looks wise. No anal and won't swallow, but I'm not complaining, I've woken up to her touching my cock more than a few times (lol she has raped me). I've pretty much already crossed everything and then some off the sexual bucket list but she's pretty damned inexperienced, she told me her number was 2 prior men, so probably closer to 6, which is still damned low... She's told me a couple times that she loves me, but I'm still pretty much trying to keep my distance... because it works to keep her coming back for more, but it's hard to stay aloof when a girl like this is riding you regularly. She's about 5'2 110 lbs... She loves being picked up, thrown over my shoulder, and carried to bed.

So yea, if you work to improve yourself as a man, you'll eventually have success on ANY website, even if you choose to use craigslist, you'll have your pick of good quality women, it's all about being their best possible option, it's a nice change to be able to turn down women that I'm not interested in.

-edit by draegan no nsfw material outside ss

-edit by Antarius Sorry, thought it would be ok in spoiler tags with the NSFW warning.
what do you think about your chance of long term relationship with this girl?
 

Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande
14,730
31,803
Is the dream dead, Wombat?
Yeah, pretty much I think. She texted me that she wanted to go out again when she got back into town after I hadn't heard from her while , but then she dropped off the radar again. I'm not sweating it too much-- if she calls great.. Though I would have loved it to continue for awhile and I really did like her, that singular experience alone was amazing and certainly makes my life's list of top ten experiences. There is no doubt though that she kind of spoiled things going forward in the looks/sex department. Can't really seem to get into the few women I've dated since then. Can't speak for other men, but once you've had a woman that hot it raises your expectations.
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
14,163
607
Maybe focus on the point that they're not glazed in jizz a few hours before meeting up with you?
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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Yeah, pretty much I think. She texted me that she wanted to go out again when she got back into town after I hadn't heard from her while , but then she dropped off the radar again. I'm not sweating it too much-- if she calls great.. Though I would have loved it to continue for awhile and I really did like her, that singular experience alone was amazing and certainly makes my life's list of top ten experiences. There is no doubt though that she kind of spoiled things going forward in the looks/sex department. Can't really seem to get into the few women I've dated since then. Can't speak for other men, but once you've had a woman that hot it raises your expectations.
Make a thread dammit.

Also, I jerked it to your girlfriend last night.
 

Haast

Lord Nagafen Raider
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1,636
This doesn't really have anything to do with dating sites, but since we are discussing porn:

Last night, I was watching some news show that did a segment on "amateur porn", and how the recruiting process is high pressure, borderline exploitative, blah blah blah. So they feature some girl's experience and ACTUALLY GIVE OUT HER PORN NAME in the story. Found her on RedTube about 30 seconds later. Chalk up one more exploit, bitches!

Ava Taylor, if you guys would like to increase the count.
 

Hoss

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I love those porns where they are fake agents and trick the girls into fucking them.
 

Hoss

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HAHA I haven't seen one of those. That would be hilarious.
 

Hatorade

A nice asshole.
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7,201
You all should watch "Hot Girls Wanted' on netflix, does a good job and explaining the amateur porn scene.