Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

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When did the idea that driving a BMW makes you an "alpha" find its way into this thread anyway? I thought the phrase the RPers love to use is "alpha fucks, beta bucks". Isn't is the betas who make the money and driver the beamers (bimmers?)?

P.S. just so you know Caedan the car you drive and your salary have shit all to do with your attitude in life. Bababooey probably drives a BMW as well, and sure as shit makes more money than you do, but that guy is definitely not "alpha".
 
Caeden

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I didn't drop the bmw reference first...antarius did. I think originally I was following up with the point that that shit doesn't make you alpha either originally. Though my overall message was that Dumar is not fully correct and is simplifying things.
 
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Erronius_sl said:
People cheat. Maybe that's your fault and maybe it isn't - at least I can admit that it isn't necessarily your fault or that you aren't automatically a beta because of something she did. People do dumb shit sometimes that makes no sense, which is also why RP is hilarious. It's like religion in that people flock to it to give meaning to what they can't otherwise explain.

Now that you've left her ass, she can move on to what she was always meant to do in life - hanging out in shitty bars desperately hoping that some RP beta will come along and think that he's playing her.
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Like I said before, the point was that she didn't cheat with a so-called alpha. Not even close...ever. I've met a few of the guys that she messed around with. None are what I'd call alpha. Most just slobbered all over her shoes. She didn't show this hypergamy shit...she just showed she was a shitty person and continues to be.

For entertainment's sake, this is the same woman who pulled a gun on me for calling her a stupid cunt and spent half our sex life enjoying rape fantasies at my hand and getting me angry so I'd make it "more real" to her.
 
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Khane_sl said:
When did the idea that driving a BMW makes you an "alpha" find its way into this thread anyway? I thought the phrase the RPers love to use is "alpha fucks, beta bucks". Isn't is the betas who make the money and driver the beamers (bimmers?)?

P.S. just so you know Caedan the car you drive and your salary have shit all to do with your attitude in life. Bababooey probably drives a BMW as well, and sure as shit makes more money than you do, but that guy is definitely not "alpha".
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Antarius has bragged about his quite a few times.
 
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Khane_sl said:
When did the idea that driving a BMW makes you an "alpha" find its way into this thread anyway? I thought the phrase the RPers love to use is "alpha fucks, beta bucks". Isn't is the betas who make the money and driver the beamers (bimmers?)?

P.S. just so you know Caedan the car you drive and your salary have shit all to do with your attitude in life. Bababooey probably drives a BMW as well, and sure as shit makes more money than you do, but that guy is definitely not "alpha".
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Didn't Elliot Rodger drive a BMW? Hard to get more RPalphautistic than that.
 
Khane

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Caeden_sl said:
For entertainment's sake, this is the same woman who pulled a gun on me for calling her a stupid cunt and spent half our sex life enjoying rape fantasies at my hand and getting me angry so I'd make it "more real" to her.
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Why did you marry a psycho? Also, why do you still talk to this woman? The funny thing here is she has you wrapped around her finger, and you are so convinced you're "the man" as far as she is concerned that you don't even see it. She does what she wants and pushes the boundaries as much as she can because you let her and she knows you'll always be around if she wants you to be. On her terms. You are literally the exact kind of doormat the RPers are talking about. Stop fooling yourself and wake the fuck up man.
 
Caeden

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I don't talk to her. Ever. That's via mutual friends who find it humorous that she still talks about me in front of her husband. Haven't spoken to her since her dad died about 8 months ago and that was simply paying my respects. Before that you're looking at Christmas and a chance bump and prior to that you're going back to late 2010 when we had a few post divorce romps in bed. She's never had me wrapped; that's the point. I live 300 miles from her now with a different phone number. She's just a great example of a shitty person.

I'll own up to marrying a psycho though. I found her fun at first but it got old. I basically spent our last few years ignoring her bs. She acted like a child and dared me to leave. Leave I did.
 
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So you're saying you're an alpha dude, got married early, gave her all the rough sex she desired, choking/rape fantasy etc, ... after a few years, she decided to settle down with a beta provider who will cater to her demands? Call me shocked.

I give their marriage about 3 years before it becomes a dead bedroom.
 
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I've had a very fulfilling sex life in my marriage, and I've never choked my wife during sex. However, I make a very good living, and I drive a BMW motorcycle. My wife is always happy to take direction from me, yet I'm always happy to hear her side of things, too. We have actual conversations that show respect for each other, yet she still wants to jump me several times a week.

I don't think the RedPill theory is in effect in my house. Perhaps we have a rift in the time space continuum here?
 
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Fulfilling sex life, drives motorcycle, she wants to jump you all the time, sounds like a red pill marriage to me.

Sell your motorcycle and start driving a minivan and see how fast her vagina dries up.
 
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So you are saying all I need to do, is rip the factory badges off my car, then pick up some BMW badges and stickem on, and I am on my way to alpha stardom (cause bitches be stupid and shit)?


lurkingdirk_sl said:
I've had a very fulfilling sex life in my marriage, and I've never choked my wife during sex. However, I make a very good living, and I drive a BMW motorcycle. My wife is always happy to take direction from me, yet I'm always happy to hear her side of things, too. We have actual conversations that show respect for each other, yet she still wants to jump me several times a week.

I don't think the RedPill theory is in effect in my house. Perhaps we have a rift in the time space continuum here?
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Obviously it is because you have a BMW bike, your car has to say BMW...
 
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Antarius_sl said:
Fulfilling sex life, drives motorcycle, she wants to jump you all the time, sounds like a red pill marriage to me.

Sell your motorcycle and start driving a minivan and see how fast her vagina dries up.
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I do all of the cooking, most of the child rearing, and I take care of more domestic duties than she does. I work from home most of the time, so it makes sense for me to do those things. I also drive a minivan, as I can only drive the motorcycle when I don't have multiple kids with me. So, I actually drive a minivan most of the time.

I'm not a macho guy. I work in the fine arts, and many people assume I'm gay because of that. I'm fine with that, I don't care at all. Neither does my wife.

I think I'm breaking a few redpill rules. Still seems to be working for me.
 
Fifey

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I saw a fat neckbeard guy wearing a fedora with a feather in it and I couldn't help and think of the people in the this thread, but then again I'm a beta cause I don't drive a BMW.
 
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Just for clarification... I brought up the fact that I drive a BMW as an example of how I'm unable to hide my beta bucks status. The only car to give you acceptable alpha fucks credibility is a jacked up pickup truck or a motorcycle. Both of which are scientifically proven to make you appear sexier to a woman.
 
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