Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

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It would be pretty sweet if we discovered an animal that baked pies. Dogs wouldn't have shit on a pet that can bake pies.

*Edit* Then again, we'd probably discover it in the middle of a rain forest or in Australia and the pies it bakes would be poisonous.
 

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Dumar, how about the Albatross?

Edit - I guess a redpiller would consider it the most beta of all animals due to its mating habits.
 

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Dumar, how about the Clown Fish, which will change its sex if no other females are present? How about bacteria that reproduce asexually, plants that do? Are all these not species by a redpiller definition because they aren't out trying to slam as much p as they can?
 

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It would be pretty sweet if we discovered an animal that baked pies. Dogs wouldn't have shit on a pet that can bake pies.

*Edit* Then again, we'd probably discover it in the middle of a rain forest or in Australia and the pies it bakes would be poisonous.
Dumar, how about the Albatross?

Edit - I guess a redpiller would consider it the most beta of all animals due to its mating habits.
What I take from this series of posts is that albatrosses bake pies. Confirm or deny
 

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Dumar, how about the Clown Fish, which will change its sex if no other females are present? How about bacteria that reproduce asexually, plants that do? Are all these not species by a redpiller definition because they aren't out trying to slam as much p as they can?
Red pillers want to deny hundreds of thousands of years of social evolution (and that's just hominids). It's all physical bro.
 

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Are you people going to sit here and defend a premise that humans, in fact, choose their mates differently than all other animals, and this choice is based onreasoned thought? Is that what I'm reading here? We drive cars, bake pies, absolutely, but none of those behaviors that require reasoned thought has any bearing whatsoever on the limbic impulse to procreate and how a mate is chosen to procreate with. That is solely based on perceived genetic quality and social dominance of a group (which plays into the supposed quality itself) - that's whatalpha is, distilled down to the matrix numbers, if you will. That is what's behind every woman and man's choice in a mate: perceived genetic quality and perceived reproductive fitness.

Again, I want to know if you're actually arguing the opposite, the notion that the mate selection of human beings is based on their reasoning, not genetic quality. That is a purely religious position, based solely in idealistic thinking (i.e., itshould be). I really want to hear this out of all of your mouths, as I haven't so thoroughly owned a mass group of people since UO days!
 

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Are you people going to sit here and defend a premise that humans, in fact, choose their mates differently than all other animals, and this choice is based onreasoned thought? Is that what I'm reading here? We drive cars, bake pies, absolutely, but none of those behaviors that require reasoned thought has any bearing whatsoever on the limbic impulse to procreate and how a mate is chosen to procreate with. That is solely based on perceived genetic quality and social dominance of a group (which plays into the supposed quality itself) - that's whatalpha is, distilled down to the matrix numbers, if you will. That is what's behind every woman and man's choice in a mate: perceived genetic quality and perceived ability to reproduce.

Again, I want to know if you're actually arguing the opposite, the notion that the mate selection of human beings is based on their reasoning, not genetic quality. I really want to hear this out of all of your mouths: I haven't so thoroughly owned a mass group of people since UO days!
Jesus fucking christ Dumar really? We do, actually most animals chose their mates in a manner that are specific to their species and current needs. Making broad generalizing statements about sexual reproduction of every species is asinine.
 

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Are you people going to sit here and defend a premise that humans, in fact, choose their mates differently than all other animals, and this choice is based onreasoned thought? Is that what I'm reading here? We drive cars, bake pies, absolutely, but none of those behaviors that require reasoned thought has any bearing whatsoever on the limbic impulse to procreate and how a mate is chosen to procreate with. That is solely based on perceived genetic quality and social dominance of a group (which plays into the supposed quality itself) - that's whatalpha is, distilled down to the matrix numbers, if you will. That is what's behind every woman and man's choice in a mate: perceived genetic quality and perceived reproductive fitness.

Again, I want to know if you're actually arguing the opposite, the notion that the mate selection of human beings is based on their reasoning, not genetic quality. That is a purely religious position, based solely in idealistic thinking (i.e., itshould be). I really want to hear this out of all of your mouths, as I haven't so thoroughly owned a mass group of people since UO days!
Just saying "humans choose a mate based on innate, evolutionarily based instincts" says fucking NOTHING. Nowhere did I say we're not instinctively driven. you will never hear me say that. I'm asking you to provide evidence that your retarded tenets are based on evidence of SPECIFIC INNATE MATE SELECTION CRITERIA. Not some pseudo-macho faux caveman thoughts on how you think things work.
YOU'RE the one basing your beliefs on "should be", because you haven't backed it up with evidence.

Again, tell me how this factors in to your cuckolding theory.
 

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Are you people going to sit here and defend a premise that humans, in fact, choose their mates differently than all other animals, and this choice is based onreasoned thought? Is that what I'm reading here? We drive cars, bake pies, absolutely, but none of those behaviors that require reasoned thought has any bearing whatsoever on the limbic impulse to procreate and how a mate is chosen to procreate with. That is solely based on perceived genetic quality and social dominance of a group (which plays into the supposed quality itself) - that's whatalpha is, distilled down to the matrix numbers, if you will. That is what's behind every woman and man's choice in a mate: perceived genetic quality and perceived reproductive fitness.

Again, I want to know if you're actually arguing the opposite, the notion that the mate selection of human beings is based on their reasoning, not genetic quality. That is a purely religious position, based solely in idealistic thinking (i.e., itshould be). I really want to hear this out of all of your mouths, as I haven't so thoroughly owned a mass group of people since UO days!
My initial attraction to my wife was physical but what made me want to marry her was way more then that. I have a wife with similar interests and would rather hang out with her then a bunch of guys. We don't play relationship games because we both hate arguing and neither of us is afraid to admit fault and apoligize. My wife also makes more then me and I make a good buck myself. We share the chores and things that need to get done. I'd like you to explain how this is genetic quality and not personalities being very compatible. I come from a family with no divorces in the immediate family and I refuse to think I and my family are some unique exception in society.
 

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That is what RP is describing.
No it is not. Explain the Albatross? Why does the female Albatross not leave it's mate when a more fit and successful one comes along? Why does it stay with the same mate its entire life? You stated that all species act otherwise. Is the Albatross not a species?
 

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I'm not rooting through all that dogshit. I want this clown to explain it to me himself from an evolutionary standpoint
You aren't going to get him to describe it, he can't. The Marxism shit is the same way. You complain that all he does is quote Marx, so he links you articles that also simply quote Marx.
 

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No other animal drives cars.
No other animal plays video games.
No other animal bakes pies.
No other animal SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
this logic is the dumbest shit on this thread hands down. Intelligence and instinct go hand to hand.