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there are a million nits to pick with the episode but one that was weird to me was how Sauron just straight up admitted who he was with zero spin. When Galadriel said the Southland line of kings is broken, how hard would it have been to just say he was a bastard son and their family has endured for a thousand (?) years in secret, only with that retarded pouch as their legacy? You can spin a thousand tales, but apparently the father of lies is too bored or saw the script and realizes he's gotta get his ass to Mordor ASAP so no time to waste with dumbass Elves.
And then Galadriel just straight up is lying to the rest of the elves, you know, the guys who sent her hunting after Sauron for hundreds of years lol. What is this CW shit haha
The entire season was basically Twilight in Middle Earth, a stupid white chick gets bamboozled by a bad boy who she thinks she can fix. and every man in the show has only one desire, to win the heart and mind of Galadriel. The entire thing was a rom com in disguise lol
Sauron was tired of the charade just like the rest of us. I rolled my eyes at the whole Sauron/Celebrimbor dialogue. Oh you’re a smith? So am I! It felt like the meme, “you know I’m somewhat of a smith myself…”.
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