Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

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Bandwagon

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Well, Hollywood really likes inter racial love stories.

I can't wait to see how that is applied to the LOTR universe.
 
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Bandwagon said:
Well, Hollywood really likes inter racial love stories.

I can't wait to see how that is applied to the LOTR universe.
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100% they will have blacks and Hispanics mixed in among the people of Gondor and Rohan and just pretend that somehow makes sense.
 
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Sterling

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Not sure why you dudes are assuming there will be any females involved in the nude/sex scenes. Some wild hobbit on hobbit action is what it'll be.
 
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Sterling said:
Not sure why you dudes are assuming there will be any females involved in the nude/sex scenes. Some wild hobbit on hobbit action is what it'll be.
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Not gonna' lie. My big bearded dwarf dicking down the gay elf in Dragonage was one of the more hilarious and memorable moments in that game.
 
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Burns

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Sterling said:
Not sure why you dudes are assuming there will be any females involved in the nude/sex scenes. Some wild hobbit on hobbit action is what it'll be.
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Maybe some Dwarf on Hobbit action and since you cant tell dwarf male and females apart, you wont know who is going to get fucked, until they are naked. Edge of your seat suspense and the ultimate trans friendly show...
 
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Fadaar

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Burns said:
Maybe some Dwarf on Hobbit action and since you cant tell dwarf male and females apart, you wont know who is going to get fucked, until they are naked. Edge of your seat suspense and the ultimate trans friendly show...
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depending on the downstairs beard situation might not be able to tell then either
 
Goatface

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i don't personally, but was just listening to a youtuber talking about there was rape/forced of a spouse (s) during the second age.
also naked hobbits running through fields and stuff.
 
Gavinmad

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Sexy time in a LotR show makes perfect sense because Tolkien was renowned for his legions of elf waifus.
 
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There was that time in the Silmarillion where someone married their sister.
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The sex was tastefully done, though. Just as you'd expect from a nebbishly nerdy English prof of ye olde england. Tea and teeth, don't you know.
 
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Locnar

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Soygen said:
Not gonna' lie. My big bearded dwarf dicking down the gay elf in Dragonage was one of the more hilarious and memorable moments in that game.
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This made me google. So there are tons of these gay sex cutscenes in Dragonage and Dragonsage II ??? (never played either). oh my
 
Locnar

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Goatface said:
i don't personally, but was just listening to a youtuber talking about there was rape/forced of a spouse (s) during the second age.
also naked hobbits running through fields and stuff.
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Thought it was the first age. I can't recall any of that in the 2nd.
 
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Soygen said:
Not gonna' lie. My big bearded dwarf dicking down the gay elf in Dragonage was one of the more hilarious and memorable moments in that game.
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Gimli: I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf. Legolas: How about side by side with a friend? lover?
 
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