Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

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Hollywood loves to ruin everything made by someone with actual skill. I fully expect there to be black elves and aryan orcs in this adaption.

Gimli will talk about how they seized the means of production from some dwarf king, or something equally dumb, and now the dwarves organize themselves in a mining collective.
 
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But will there be hot interracial orc on elven action? Possible Dwarven cucks?
 
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Zindan

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LotR based on 2nd Age Numenor, probably late in that period where Numenor had conquered most of ME east of the Misty Mountains and already captured Sauron. Gives the a lot to work with by fashioning the story in a "fall of the roman empire" type way. Having control of the far east / southern ME gives them plenty of opportunity to bring in the browns, which is fine. Just don't "remake" established Numenoreans, like Elendil (who should be around at this time as an adult or kid).

I don't see them doing First Age stuff, since the people of those stories will be too white.
 
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Soygen said:
Not gonna' lie. My big bearded dwarf dicking down the gay elf in Dragonage was one of the more hilarious and memorable moments in that game.
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My dad did that and kept sending me pics and the dialogue. Was pretty funny.
 
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Shadow of Mordor thread reignited my interest in the game and Tolkein lore in general. Been on a youtube kick looking into lore. Wasn't really aware of how much world building Tolkein did outside the core books. This isn't necessarily related to the game specifically but kinda cool/interesting.

 
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"Level 40 Balrog LFG. Can tank but prefer DPS. Mines of Moria bridge preferred but will do upper levels. Claim flaming whip if it drops."
 
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Chris

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This will be about the fall of Numenor, I suppose?
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Yeah and the forging of the rings.

Something like Sauron makes the rings in disgise with the elves, Sauron wages war and is defeated/captured by Numenor, Sauron corrupts Numenor leading to it's destruction, refugees from it form the last alliance and defeat Sauron (LotR Prolog).

4 seasons?
 
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