Tinycoffin
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RIP Foler
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Hateyou
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Good thing you’re here. We will need you to bury his penis in.
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Tinycoffin
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Penis? Pretty sure ol' Foler fully transitioned after Jan 6th. heard Mike Pence was the surgeon.
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Daezuel
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Denamian
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Friends,
I don't know where to post this but since he was a political animal, I guess here is the best area. I have terrible news. Our resident mascot, Paul Folermen, was just KIA in Ukraine. I don't have all the details but from what the official told me, he was busy with some juicy BBC and was posting it to Instagram. He was warned not to, butFoler is strong willed and wanted to please his fans. Not 20 minutes later, the school he was stationed in was bombed in a precision strike. Other losses were reported but the contact Foler gave me was the one who let me know. Guy didn't even have a chance for glory but at least he died doing what he loves. His final video will be played at the funeral in remembrance of the man we knew. No family has come forward yet to contact me.
@Lightning Lord Rule is taking donations for his funeral and supposedly he willed his trailer toAraysar . I knew those guys were close. I haven't heard any more information yet. Any further posting from his account must be considered suspect and he would probably want that person banned.
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The_Black_Log Foler
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zzeris
King Turd of Shit Hill
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Did Colonel Brasnikov lie to me?! IS that really you Foler?! He described you quite well and said you were at barracks 4 in Kiev. I just assumed that his description of your death was right since it fit your profile. I should have asked about Mongolian deepthroating to be sure. My bad bro.
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The_Black_Log Foler
Stock Pals Senior Vice President
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Russian disinfo bro. Don’t sweat it. Russian gypsies do this kind of sick shit.
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The_Black_Log Foler
Stock Pals Senior Vice President
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And yes a good litmus test would have been to ask him how my Mongolian deepthroating was.
Gutterflesh
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Gutterflesh
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Chanur
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Meal Team 6 stands by to extract you upon your orders, reports from a trustworthy source have said.
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Mist
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Foler is back from the dead? Not quite as miraculous as
zombiewizardhawk
(btw did he die for real this time?)
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