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Lanx

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can any of you foh big brain military LARPers tell me what that object is in the bodyguards hand. I doubht Macron's equivalent of secret service is allowed to openly carry on London streets. Is it some kind of stun gun?
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Burns

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can any of you foh big brain military LARPers tell me what that object is in the bodyguards hand. I doubht Macron's equivalent of secret service is allowed to openly carry on London streets. Is it some kind of stun gun?
It's an umbrella?

No, no, I'm pretty sure it's an umbrella.
 
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Ossoi

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No, it's not an umbrella

For starters, it has a handle sticking out the side of it. And why would Secret Service be carrying an umbrella? He's also holding it in a way like it's meant to be concealed
 
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Aaron

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If it's not an umbrella, and knowing the rumours about Macron, it's probably a dildo.
 
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Burns

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No, it's not an umbrella

For starters, it has a handle sticking out the side of it. And why would Secret Service be carrying an umbrella? He's also holding it in a way like it's meant to be concealed
Still looks like an umbrella...
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Ossoi

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Still looks like an umbrella...
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OK, Deckard here has zoomed in and I can see what I thought was the handle of the gun is actually a shoe. And the silencer is actually the handle

So, I stand corrected - said the man in the orthopaedic shoes!
 
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Witless

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OK, Deckard here has zoomed in and I can see what I thought was the handle of the gun is actually a shoe. And the silencer is actually the handle

So, I stand corrected - said the man in the orthopaedic shoes!
Knowing your proclivities, I would suggest you make an appointment with a doctor.

 
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Staredog

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Play this during her funeral.

Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face
And stars fill my dream
I'm a traveler of both time and space
To be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race
This world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait
All will be revealed
 
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Maul

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can any of you foh big brain military LARPers tell me what that object is in the bodyguards hand. I doubht Macron's equivalent of secret service is allowed to openly carry on London streets. Is it some kind of stun gun?
It's an umbrella you stupid cunt
 
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Furry

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It's a bulletproof umbrella

They open up into a ballistic shield

Wait, you actually thought that was anything but an umbrella.

Part of my job in the long past used to be letting head honchos of other countries into the US. If you are from an important enough friendly country, you get the golden ticket past all obstacles. Could easily sneak whatever the fuck you want in. That said, they probably don't, because they know they are being watched anyways, despite everything said. >.> The family and security get the ringer always. That golden ticket aint for common folk.
 

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