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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Kirun
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Yeah, most people can't believe the first set of pictures. That's what happens when you lose an entire person.
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Oblio
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You will always be fat to me Bro!
Seriously, awesome job man. You should be very proud of yourself. You always seem so angry though, are you hangry? We're you a jolly fat guy? You should be happier now that poon literally flings itself at you.
Kirun
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Nah, I've always been pretty grumpy and even back when I joined in '05 (fuckin' 05er!), most of my posts were of the cynical variety. Although, I didn't post much then. I get it from my Grandfather. Never was the "jolly" fat guy. I'm actually pretty "chill", I think my posts here just come off a lot less so because I'm a MASSIVE fan of profanity in my regular vocabulary.
Did my share of whoring at the "height" of Tinder/Bumble, but after you sleep with a large number of women, it loses a lot of its appeal. Not because the sex isn't fun/exciting, but it becomes a lot more effort than the typical payoff, honestly. Especially in the era of #metoo and #woke women. Fighting through last minute resistance nowadays is a huge PITA. And a LOT of younger chicks are socially awkward as shit now.
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The_Black_Log Foler
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Holy shit kirun you were one degenerate disgusting fat fuck that transformed into a complete alpha Chad.
Goes yet again that being poor is just like being fat - it’s a choice. Hopefully you inspired all the forum fatties.
Kirun
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Yup. It helps to constantly remind fat people.."ever try NOT being fat?". Goes hand in hand with, "have you ever tried NOT being poor?".
I make sure to remind fat people everyday what tubs of shit they are. It's why I'm always busting
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The_Black_Log Foler
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Man you are such a KIND and GENEROUS person to go out of your way to help people better themselves.Yup. It helps to constantly remind fat people.."ever try NOT being fat?". Goes hand in hand with, "have you ever tried NOT being poor?".
I make sure to remind fat people everyday what tubs of shit they are. It's why I'm always busting
Everyone take notes.
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Phazael
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This is true. And why bullying is important. You either correct your fuckups or learn to live with them. Lack of bullying results in faggots who blame everyone but themselves for their failures. I am old enough I am not getting skinny at this point (and frankly I would rather go out before dementia gets me from family history), but like hell if I am going to cry in my beer because some lunatic with bolt ons takes the obvious pot shot at me, nor am I making others pay for my errors. The world would be a much better place if bullying was still a thing and people owned their mistakes.Yup. It helps to constantly remind fat people.."ever try NOT being fat?". Goes hand in hand with, "have you ever tried NOT being poor?".
I make sure to remind fat people everyday what tubs of shit they are. It's why I'm always busting
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Kirun
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For a fatso, you're alright man. I'd sit down and have a beer and hotdog with you. Or in your case, 42 hotdogs and 12 beers.
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I'm just like farming now, but here's a few more with my helper. She made an "M" for mom. Pretty good at gluing stuff together now. So far she can paint, glue, sand and her favorite is the hand planer.....not that I know the right way to use that fucking thing myself.
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Marketer just texted me this today, while she was editing a staff recruitment video, which I got a haircut right before. So apparently the key to me looking like hillbilly Timberlake is a buzzcut.
I guess I'll start getting a haircut 4x a month instead of 4x a year.
It's great having people make a comparison between me and Justin Timberlake because I end up with limitless opportunity to be worse by comparison in every possible way from there on out.
I'll bet that fucker doesn't know how to make maps, though.
I guess I'll start getting a haircut 4x a month instead of 4x a year.
It's great having people make a comparison between me and Justin Timberlake because I end up with limitless opportunity to be worse by comparison in every possible way from there on out.
I'll bet that fucker doesn't know how to make maps, though.
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Murdering gophers with Amos Moses. I got in trouble because mom asked her "Are you getting gophers with Amos and Daddy?" and she said "They are not gophers mom, they are little mud RAT bastards". I just said "Hey, at least I stopped myself from saying 'fuckers'. Progress"
I'm going to teach her to flood the gophers holes and beat them to death with a hammer when they run out. Just gotta wait for Mama to leave the house long enough to mobilize.
I'm going to teach her to flood the gophers holes and beat them to death with a hammer when they run out. Just gotta wait for Mama to leave the house long enough to mobilize.
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I used to love catching gophers. We just used string with a slip knot and whistled to get them to stick their head up. It's kinda like fishing. If you do the flooding method a nice modification is to set a trap upside down over the hole when flooding. Since I'm commenting I'll contribute. My youngest grandson.
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We just drove 45 minutes on the lawn mower to go pet some goats through the fence. This old guy was laughing his ass off watching us rolling down the road and invited us in to feed them and pet the babies. Him and his wife have grandkids on the other side ofnthe country, so they were really excited we swung in. Never met these people before today, but they seem like a nice couple.
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