I know you love to LARP, but I am already way past what I actually need. And mind you my entire house is wired with Cat6 and tons of automation. I have three VLANs configured, one for guests, one for our automation/media devices, and a work one set up with all the bandwidth prioritization how I want it. I have a 24 port non POE driving my media devices in my livingroom and one in the main closet with PoE powering my various APs and smaller switches in specific rooms. Massive overkill, even with full work at home (even with wife DoD and me having been DHS), but it all works and does what I want. If power goes out and Spectrum takes a shit, my cellular modem takes over without interruption and my entire network stays up for 2 hours (longer if I shut down my NAS). Again overkill, but I have not missed a minute of work to any sort of outage except for when we had the snowpocolypse down here last year. A well set up Unifi network is pretty damn sweet, if you do all the port management, security, and other tweaks.