Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal
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Asshat wormie
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Your client being drunk at 12 pm on a workday does not speak well to his character. Jizz mopping should be treated as a serious undertaking; being drunk while performing such important duties shows absolute disregard for society's rules. Ban him.
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I just received word from a credible anonymous source that @Screamfeeder was hacked by the Russians last night and that all his post were made by Vladimir Putin himself. U.S. Intelligence reports also confirm that @Cad and @Screamfeeder had gay sex in an outhouse while watching tentacle hentai on their iphones. Although all of this is unsubstantiated I would say that it appeared to be 100% valid and truthful. Also ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major faggot, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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Zapatta
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I can picture Scream wringing that sponge out into his waiting mouth, I am guessing he has a strong scat fetish as well.
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Actually shouldn't the elections begin next month? Didn't realize this shit was coming up so fast. @a_skeleton_03 do the elections run through February and then the new mod terms start on March 1?
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Asshat wormie
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Niether I nor you are on trial. The jizz mopper is and is drunk at 12 pm. In cuba this might be acceptable but not in our righteous society. Ban!
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kegkilla
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Mario is right I think, if we're doing 6 month terms, beginning Sept through end of February would be six months. so next term would start at the beginning of March.
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But this term started Sept 1 right? Sept, Oct, Nov, Dec, Jan, Feb is a six month term. I thought we were going six months terms.
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I would.like to mod but I would wield the power secretly and edit posts from 3 years ago.
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I look forward to see who runs and which mods we don't elect get elected, and which mods we elect abstain from modding.
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We can kill 2 birds with 1 stone. A vote for any faggots (either open or closeted) can be counted as a yes vote, and a vote for any of the other 4 can be counted as a no.
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