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Kolohe
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Ugnog eat moo meat,
Ugnog eat oink meat,
Ugnog poo two feet,
Ugnog boink club feet.

Ugnog grunt, feel heat,
Ugnog squeeze, big seat,
Rock shake, ground beat,
Ugnog proud—meat defeat.

Ug push, long, strong,
Ugnog think, not wrong,
Sky dark, smell strong,
Ugnog done, move along.
 
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Erronius

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I just had a really good, early morning coffee shit. I thought it was going to be a 30m dry-anaconda wrestling match, but then it just blasted out in a single shot.
 

Bandwagon

Kolohe
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Pip? a question, light and airy
BRAAAP! accusing, bold and scary


Pfft-hee-hee! a giggling jest
Prrrrttt... a taunt, laid to rest


HOOOONK! a trumpet, proud and grand
Blorp-blorp-blorp... a wet demand


Squeak! a whimper, tight with fright
THRRRMMM! a roll of thunder’s might