Snow White (2024)

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moonarchia said:
Some people here have kids and wives. It would be strange if none saw it. We also have people like Astro who have negative taste in movies. So, might even be some who like it. Masochists are a thing.
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I like Rachel because she's a tasty little bitch, but yeah, she can't act.
 
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OneofOne

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Sythrak said:
Magic Mirror be lying its ass off in this movie.
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Even if this cunt wasn't such... a cunt, I still couldn't get over this. She's almost boy-like with those eyebrows. Is her brown skin supposed to add +10 beauty or something? It doesn't.
 
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Chukzombi

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kroenen said:
Neither can Gal Gadot, so she is in good company. Guess the CGI dwarfs gonna have to carry this movie.
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This movie is DoA for a host of reasons. Lack of acting ability for both leads is the least of their problems. The movie needs to clear a billion to break even. It's not going to do that
 
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Chukzombi said:
This movie is DoA for a host of reasons. Lack of acting ability for both leads is the least of their problems. The movie needs to clear a billion to break even. It's not going to do that
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Yeah, but I doubt Disney will learn anything from it.
 
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kroenen said:
Leaked trailer


I have an idea how to save this turd.
HI HOE
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Weird, they made some significant changes to this version.

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Bald Brah

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kroenen said:
Neither can Gal Gadot, so she is in good company. Guess the CGI dwarfs gonna have to carry this movie.
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At least she's eye candy especially if they show off her athletic ass cheeks. The other little cunt is talentless and nothing worth looking at.
 
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kroenen said:
Leaked trailer


I have an idea how to save this turd.
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That looks surprisingly tolerable?

It's a movie about women being cunts to each other over vanity, which makes it pretty based to begin with.
 
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pysek

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It's Snow White, not snow mulatto.

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Malakriss

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I got to the scene with the animals and couldn't help but think "what if these are Cartman's Christmas Critters?"

 
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Whatever happened to the Daily Wire's version? The Disney version has been delayed so many times Daily Wire had plenty of time to actually put out a decent movie to preempt them.
 
Chukzombi

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elidib said:
Whatever happened to the Daily Wire's version? The Disney version has been delayed so many times Daily Wire had plenty of time to actually put out a decent movie to preempt them.
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Supposedly a 2025 release, but it's probably not happening cuz it was meant as satire.
 
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