Snow White (2024)

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Depends on the angle because of the massive nose. Sometimes derpy, sometimes cute
If for some unfathomable reason you’ve got a thing for chicks that resemble that little goblin Ben Shapiro, at least choose the one with big tits.

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I highly doubt this gets anywhere near even $65M opening weekend. The negativity around it is so fierce that even normies and woke types I know seem to be kind of groaning at it. The last time I saw that happen was probably Velma, and we saw how that did.

It'll get some traffic from clueless soccer moms and their families, and with inflation and $40 ticket prices or whatever, I could see it maybe cracking $40M and even that is me giving it a lot of latitude. I'll go with $35M opening weekend, an incredible overall loss of money, and lots of articles talking about how $35M "actually isn't bad" and how it "overcame negative hype from The Far-Right to have the 8th best opening ever on a March 21st" and stuff.
 

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Wow. They cancelled UK premier and scaling back US premier to nothing. He's right. They should have reshot the film with a different actress. This movie is going to lose north of half a billion dollars. Good job, Zegler...girl with one of the shortest careers in Hollywood history.
 
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Counterpoint: Kids movies, especially animated ones, can make ridiculous money.

Reminder that Mufasa, a movie no one patricularly liked, still brought in $250M in the US.
 
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Counterpoint: Kids movies, especially animated ones, can make ridiculous money.

Reminder that Mufasa, a movie no one patricularly liked, still brought in $250M in the US.

It has another advantage as well. It's not misaligned with it's audience. For example the superhero film market is majority male but films like The Marvels and Madam Web were targeting women. Women that like superhero movies exist but not in the kinds of numbers that even vaguely justifies the 270 million dollar budget The Marvels had. With Snow White you're a girly kids movie aimed at the people who go to those kinds of things. Disney brand + recognizable IP on a kids movie should be enough for a respectable opening weekend even if the movie is trash.
 

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Previously, women were never the "target audience". Studios might try something to get women involved by including female characters or specific storylines, but any female viewers were a bonus, not the point. They should have learned from the WNBA... women, as a general rule, just aren't into that shit. We also don't watch women's football... but lingerie flag football? Fuck yea.
 

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disney live action remakes were making billions before covid, (Aladdin 355m/1b, Beauty and the Beast 504m/1.2b). the little mermaid opened to $95m and went on to make $298m/$569m. last week, boxofficepro's lowered their forecast to $60M – $70M opening.

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