Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

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Azrayne

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Looks like they snapped that picture right as Glover was trying to decide whether he can be bothered to fake enthusiasm or not.
 
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ohkcrlho

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Nija

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Edit: I kept it huge because perhaps someone will want the huge version.
 
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BoozeCube

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Edit: I kept it huge because perhaps someone will want the huge version.

It's sad that I would rather see the Porkins story than this bastardized Han Solo who looks like a super faggot. Here are just a few examples of this cocksucker looking like a twat. #notmyhan

I hope he gets raped by Chewbacca's homosexual uncle and drowns in a mask of wookiee jizz.


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ohkcrlho

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Nothing alike with Harrison Ford, looks like a cunt and I want to smash his face with jackhammer.
 

Malakriss

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It's the hair, it has "Punch me in the face first" written all over it.
 
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Sludig

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Dunno, I love woody but he seems really out of place. Same with Glover. After hearing about Last Jedi I am assuming I'm likewise boycotting this one until it's on netflix or something too.
 

fris

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looks ok, not good enough to watch TLJ out of my mouth. first star wars movie i won't see in the theater since Empire Strikes Back (i'm old)
 

Croetec

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If it has a chance to do anything right it's to have a Star Wars story that doesn't include a jedi or sith as a character or to at least give them as little time as possible. Not seeing one fucking light saber gives me hope for an at least above average movie.
 
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Lanx

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my wife says he looks hollywood ugly, like he should be a side character

he's like ugly matt damon or

meth damon from breaking bad
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go ask your wives, if he just doesn't look "right"
 

Miguex

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finally got home from work and had a chance to watch off the phone. looks fantastic, seems like they are taking at least 5 long talked about story elements and weaving them in. Looks like its going to be a lot of fun. And its going to be tons of Chewie, which is all good.
 
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Muligan

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I don't know... whenever I hear the guy talk, he just doesn't sound like Han Solo to me. Maybe it's just me? I understand he's younger but Solo has a low, gruff voice and this dude just sounds like a hungover frat boy with a cold.

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Lando seemed ok. Chewie is chewie. Everything else is ok I guess? I'll wait for the reviews. Just not feeling it.