Sonic the Hedgehog (2019)

nu_11 · May 1, 2019

Idk looks like a fun movie to watch while fucked up

Otherwise god help you

Adebisi · May 1, 2019

TheNozz · May 1, 2019

Muligan · May 2, 2019

When I first saw this I thought that they got a rejected artist/animator from the Lorax on the cheap and had them mock up a Sonic the Hedgehog. Couldn't that at least get Jim Carey in a body suit or something to actually make him look like Eggman? This is absolutely terrible. Do these people have no souls?!

reavor · May 2, 2019

"you said there would be a movie"
"it's right there god damn are you fucking blind stop shouting"
"where's the movie egg man"
"just take a look you... you..."

Sentagur · May 2, 2019

nu_11 said:
Idk looks like a fun movie to watch while fucked up

Otherwise god help you

What kind of fucked up are we talking about?
Like "2 cinder blocks to the back of the head" fucked up?

ohkcrlho · May 2, 2019

All this due to furries obssession with sonic lol
Holy shit! Even without watching the trailer, you knew it was going to be bad.

MusicForFish · May 2, 2019

Sentagur said:
What kind of fucked up are we talking about?
Like "2 cinder blocks to the back of the head" fucked up?

I could probably sit through this on shrooms and lsd. Probably need some molly in there too so it isnt a bad trip. Then hate myself for the next month.

Sentagur · May 2, 2019

MusicForFish said:
I could probably sit through this on shrooms and lsd. Probably need some molly in there too so it isnt a bad trip. Then hate myself for the next month.

I dont know man. One time i tried shrooms i eneded up watching a TV that was off for 2 hours and i can bet you that "show" was better than this thing is going to be!

MusicForFish · May 2, 2019

Sentagur said:
I dont know man. One time i tried shrooms i eneded up watching a TV that was off for 2 hours and i can bet you that "show" was better than this thing is going to be!

Throw on some tunes with ear buds and lose yourself. You may end up fucking a theater seat half way through but it would make this movie bearable.

a c i d.f l y · May 2, 2019

Sentagur · May 2, 2019

Well at least they are not fucking around with Alex Kidd or Dizzy remakes/reboots... also i should stop giving them ideas.

Regime · May 2, 2019

MusicForFish said:
I could probably sit through this on shrooms and lsd. Probably need some molly in there too so it isnt a bad trip. Then hate myself for the next month.

Sounds like every Bonnaroo I’ve been too.

BoozeCube · May 2, 2019

I would of saved a few million dollars of the CGI budget and hired this guy. Imagine this mother fucker in a sonic suit, hell you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Cybsled · May 2, 2019

Regime said:
That’s like saying I’d rather pop a OxyContin instead of eating the shit out of a homeless man’s asshole in San Francisco.

Considering the drug abuse in that city, that probably ends up being the same thing.

Angerz · May 2, 2019

rad · May 2, 2019

Welp cannot say I've come across this guy before... more power to him but holleee shit.

https://twitter.com/rickyberwick

MusicForFish · May 2, 2019

rad said:
Welp cannot say I've come across this guy before... more power to him but holleee shit.

https://twitter.com/rickyberwick

Okay. That was uncalled for.

Araxen · May 2, 2019

'Sonic the Hedgehog' director promises Sonic will get a makeover after fan criticism

To late...

Inque · May 2, 2019

Plus if all they're worried about is the teeth, and not the overall movie, FFS... It's allegedly a prequel to the damn game series and the ending is IN the trailer with Robotnik transporting to Sonic's home planet.

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