Sons of Anarchy
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Drakurii
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They could have borrowed the one the Warren Commission said went thru Kennedy and Connally looking like it had never been fired.
The part where she tracks down Jax with the whore. She is totally confused about thinking that when Jax found out he would have just quit the club and come running to Oregon with her.
chaos
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Yeah I didn't get that at all. The whole point of this big scheme is that the Jax coming to Oregon thing is long gone, and she sees that. When she went to talk to him and busted him with the hooker I got the impression following the earlier conversation that she was just going to explain her side, tell the truth, hope he understood in some way. The whole issue wit the beatdown and the gun made her realize that she has viewed herself as the savior of these kids, the only sane person n the asylum, and in reality she is just as bad as they are.
Lanx
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actually i think when she found jax with the milf, doctor tara, mother tara went away, at that point it was just woman/old lady tara. the last time that happened to her with the pornstar, she just sulked and took it, this time she was pro-active like jail time.
which brings me back to, why can't soa focus on the pornstars? not like i care about the porn, but like i'm interested to see what lyla is up to (opies wife) all we see is that she is so hard up for cash cuz she is straddled with 2 of op's kids and her own baby that she's gotta do arab torture porn..., and ima get's face smashed again... and that's it. i mean seriously side characters are so much more interesting than any soa. do we really want to know about emo juice? oh wow he's emo, do we wanna know about trannie loving tig? oh let's just give him lots of fucked up sexual shit and peg him as the odd ball, do we care about fat bobby? who is just good at being fat? or scarface chibs?
and i won't ever care about redshirt recruits, they're proven to be super expendable.
i mean i really really really hate side stories in most tv shows, but soa is so bad, i would welcome 1 or 2 eps of a day in the life of nero's brothel, i don't care about the sex stuff, just what they have to do to just live, rather than just be one off eps plot points... omg lyla's been beat up, let's bro-walk out of here!
which brings me back to, why can't soa focus on the pornstars? not like i care about the porn, but like i'm interested to see what lyla is up to (opies wife) all we see is that she is so hard up for cash cuz she is straddled with 2 of op's kids and her own baby that she's gotta do arab torture porn..., and ima get's face smashed again... and that's it. i mean seriously side characters are so much more interesting than any soa. do we really want to know about emo juice? oh wow he's emo, do we wanna know about trannie loving tig? oh let's just give him lots of fucked up sexual shit and peg him as the odd ball, do we care about fat bobby? who is just good at being fat? or scarface chibs?
and i won't ever care about redshirt recruits, they're proven to be super expendable.
i mean i really really really hate side stories in most tv shows, but soa is so bad, i would welcome 1 or 2 eps of a day in the life of nero's brothel, i don't care about the sex stuff, just what they have to do to just live, rather than just be one off eps plot points... omg lyla's been beat up, let's bro-walk out of here!
Drakurii
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She's trying to divorce Jax and take his children. Jax just happens to be the president of a violent biker gang who deals drugs for the cartel, runs guns for the IRA, and kills more people than cancer. Seeing him fucking someone else shouldn't be putting a dent in how she feels.
spronk
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man for an episode where 2 central characters get offed and a whole lot of gun fighting went down, that was so fucking boring. I guess Ron Perlman has his next show lined up though, guy deserves a better show than this piece of shit
: Which Drama Series Is Killing Off Its Star? - TVLine
didnt Happy get put into a chinese van last episode, I guess Jax said fuck that guy
: Which Drama Series Is Killing Off Its Star? - TVLine
didnt Happy get put into a chinese van last episode, I guess Jax said fuck that guy
Happy is having a good time chained to that radiator, Jax doesn't need to worry about him. He gets free food and TV with a bunch of asian gangsters, Jax woul be a fool to take him away from all of that.
BrutulTM
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Whether it should or it shouldn't if you walk in on your husband/wife getting fucked by someone else you're going to be pissed. It's just nature.
spronk
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in the season finale, tara runs away to ireland and season 4 repeats, nobody notices except to wonder why zombie opie is back
the double double crosses have become awesomely comical, I was hoping Tig would start killing random prospects until Jax stopped him to explain all the double crosses
the double double crosses have become awesomely comical, I was hoping Tig would start killing random prospects until Jax stopped him to explain all the double crosses
BrutulTM
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Yeah, I have completely given up on trying to keep up with who has beef with who and why. There's just way too many things to keep track of. It's also interesting that Jax's way of taking the club legit is to commit like 70 murders in a 10 day period. SoA is making Al Capone look like just a neighborhood bully this season.
Lanx
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everything the club does is a reactionary murder.
gotta kill galen, cuz he blew up the club, cut off some red shirts hands
gotta kill clay cuz, well he's clay but it makes the galen kill seem legit, bobby thinks this is the right time to kill clay... like he's a fucking crop that is ripe, wtf
gotta kill the irish thugs, to give tribute to the chinese
gotta kill the chinese cuz they won't release happy
it's just proven even more where the mayans are like "yo da sons kept the peace essai, now it's all brown and yellow against black and white!"
gotta kill galen, cuz he blew up the club, cut off some red shirts hands
gotta kill clay cuz, well he's clay but it makes the galen kill seem legit, bobby thinks this is the right time to kill clay... like he's a fucking crop that is ripe, wtf
gotta kill the irish thugs, to give tribute to the chinese
gotta kill the chinese cuz they won't release happy
it's just proven even more where the mayans are like "yo da sons kept the peace essai, now it's all brown and yellow against black and white!"
Lanx
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every prospect since half sac has died, hell what happened to the asian prospect? i thought the sons were all racist and shit, wouldn't someone be like "you belong in the other gang, wrong colors".
hell even if you're a full member from the nomads and get badged in, if you work for clay, you die. you only live if you're a season1 cast member and not related in anyway to oppie.
even emo juice manages to fuck up dieing at every turn.
tries to hang himself with a big ass chain... tree breaks.
tries to evil kinevel his way to death... ends up being a bad ass... twice
tries to OD... he get's his own version of a happy ending.
hell even if you're a full member from the nomads and get badged in, if you work for clay, you die. you only live if you're a season1 cast member and not related in anyway to oppie.
even emo juice manages to fuck up dieing at every turn.
tries to hang himself with a big ass chain... tree breaks.
tries to evil kinevel his way to death... ends up being a bad ass... twice
tries to OD... he get's his own version of a happy ending.