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kegkilla

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yes. his go to move is a german suplex where he grabs his opponent at the waist and throws them over his head as far as he can. almost broke Seth Rollins neck at the Rumble.
 

Shonuff

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This isn't over either, I am going to have fun watching the fans hijack shows like they did last year.
Part of the fun will be seeing how the fans hijack for sure. Last year, we hijacked so bad that we got what we wanted. At some point, Vince said fuck it, and they put the titles on DB and buried him in confetti. There is a point where Vince will give up and go with what the fans want.

Wrestling is more interactive than ever.

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Tuco

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yes. his go to move is a german suplex where he grabs his opponent at the waist and throws them over his head as far as he can. almost broke Seth Rollins neck at the Rumble.
Got a gif of this? Or is that not a thing WWE fans do.
 

Gavinmad

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Well it looked like Rollins took at least two bad falls from Brock suplexes, but everyone insists this was Rollins fault for twisting in mid-air and not Brock launching him wrong.

Just like the two people who got broken necks from AJ Styles are the ones who fucked up the move.
 

Tuco

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lol, how many concussions do you get everytime you fight Lesnar? You have so much rotational velocity out of that move that even when you land properly on the top of your back your head is still going to impact.
 

kegkilla

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Steve Austin said something about Brock being safe to work with, but I've read the opposite too.
not sure how he could possibly be safe to work with considering he's had about 5 matches total since he returned from his 8 year absence. I guarantee the dude isn't at home practicing his in ring technique. he's probably training for his UFC return. you should be thanking Vince for not sending Bryan to his certain death.
 

Gavinmad

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not sure how he could possibly be safe to work with considering he's had about 5 matches total since he returned from his 8 year absence. I guarantee the dude isn't at home practicing his in ring technique. he's probably training for his UFC return. you should be thanking Vince for not sending Bryan to his certain death.
What's he gonna do, go back to the UFC and get his brains beaten in by Cain again? Dude had a good run clobbering a paper thin division with no depth, but he even got creamed by Overeem and Overeem is an overhyped talentless piece of shit. He might go crush cans in Bellator, but he's definitely not going back to the UFC. I imagine he'll stay on as a part timer in the WWE, getting a respectable pay check with much less chance of brain damage.
 

Araxen

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Dana will sign Brock. There is zero chance he lets him sign with Bellator.
 

Gavinmad

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My point was, why would he want to go back to the UFC? He's never going to beat Cain, or probably any top 5 HW at this point, and would get a pretty horrible assbeating if he tried. In Bellator he can probably crush cans for easy money, and in the WWE he can make bank being a part timer and not doing anything more strenuous than suplexing people and taking elbow drops.

He'd also need a bit of transition time between the end of his WWE contract and his first fight in MMA if he did go back. No way he has any kind of a gas tank for actual fighting being as heavily bulked up as he is right now.
 

Harshaw

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WWE should pay him whatever he wants. His matches always steal the show.
Lesnar will do anything for money. However, he wants a lot of it. My biggest issue with Lesnar is him not being around on TV. They made a huge stink about how Bryan wouldn't be able to be at shows and blah blah blah to represent the belt. Then they give it to Lesnar who disappears for a month at a time. He hasn't even worked all the PPV's while he's been champ. He may have awesome matches, but he's not the HUGE draw that they think he is. It's not like the PPV's have been killing it viewer wise since he's been champ.
 

Shonuff

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Supposedly WWE is changing WM plans for DB from DB v Sheamus, to DB v Ziggler. So they are attempting to appease us with that. I'd rather see DB v Undertaker, or DB v Lesnar. Face it, WWE had Lesnar beat the Undertaker (and the steak), and whoever beats Lesnar will be the next face of the company for the next 5-10 years. That's the endgame for them. They'll just be trading Super Cena for Super Reigns.
 

Harshaw

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Supposedly WWE is changing WM plans for DB from DB v Sheamus, to DB v Ziggler. So they are attempting to appease us with that. I'd rather see DB v Undertaker, or DB v Lesnar. Face it, WWE had Lesnar beat the Undertaker (and the steak), and whoever beats Lesnar will be the next face of the company for the next 5-10 years. That's the endgame for them. They'll just be trading Super Cena for Super Reigns.
I would be fine with Bryan and Sheamus... for the belt. They had an awesome 2 out of 3 falls match a few years back, plus Bryan still needs payback for his burial at WM a few years ago by Sheamus. It's just that Bryan isn't in the title picture that is pissing people off. Putting Bryan vs Ziggler really doesn't give the fans what they want. That's like going out for pizza and ending up with a tostada.. cuz well it's like a pizza.
 

Knytestorme_sl

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Lesnar will do anything for money. However, he wants a lot of it. My biggest issue with Lesnar is him not being around on TV. They made a huge stink about how Bryan wouldn't be able to be at shows and blah blah blah to represent the belt. Then they give it to Lesnar who disappears for a month at a time. He hasn't even worked all the PPV's while he's been champ. He may have awesome matches, but he's not the HUGE draw that they think he is. It's not like the PPV's have been killing it viewer wise since he's been champ.
That's my biggest problem with Reigns getting Lesnar at WM and obvs winning. I have a feeling he's the type that would dump wrestling as soon as he got a shot at following in the Rock's shoes in Hollywood and giving him the rub of beating the guy that beat the streak is just not a good investment....it really needs to go to someone that is good, actually loves the industry and wants a long-term career at WWE and actually needs that sort of win to push them to the top. That really limits the field imo to DB, Rollins, Ambrose and Ziggler (though with Ziggler's injury history it would be tough to pull the trigger, and yes same argument could be made about DB after his last year) with maybe Wyatt and Cesaro later on in the year if they find that final fan connection.