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Karazhan Raider
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Cody is not a top guy sorry. There's nothing exciting about him. Quite frankly I preferred him as Stardust. At least then he had more of a personality than slightly toasted white bread. And that fucking tattoo. What a retard.
Brandi was always better off as a pretty face ring announcer. She can't wrestle for shit.
He'll have a hot month in the WWE then he'll be a solid mid carder again.
 

Kirun

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Yeah, it's pretty obvious that almost everything "wrong" with Cody is that his wife is a massive cunt. But, I agree that Cody just isn't "the guy". He makes a great Eric Bischoff type character who can obviously wrestle better, but that's about it. He should've always been a "corporate" heel.
 

Araxen

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Cody could have been a great heel in AEW, but he refused to turn. He only has himself to blame. His HHHness being gone from AEW is a blessing. He's going to a place that loves to do the opposite of what the fans want so he's in an ideal spot.
 

Chris

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Cody is not a top guy sorry. There's nothing exciting about him. Quite frankly I preferred him as Stardust. At least then he had more of a personality than slightly toasted white bread. And that fucking tattoo. What a retard.
Brandi was always better off as a pretty face ring announcer. She can't wrestle for shit.
He'll have a hot month in the WWE then he'll be a solid mid carder again.
I can't fucking wait, it's going to be a disaster.

"Hot month" though... how? Who is he wrestling and being put over to be hot? What's his character? Who is the Wrestlemania match?

Is he going to beat Damien Priest and come out of it as a face? Is he going to debut on Miz TV and wrestle Miz? I just don't see a way.

Can anyone fantasy book this?
 

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Karazhan Raider
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I can't fucking wait, it's going to be a disaster.

"Hot month" though... how? Who is he wrestling and being put over to be hot? What's his character? Who is the Wrestlemania match?

Is he going to beat Damien Priest and come out of it as a face? Is he going to debut on Miz TV and wrestle Miz? I just don't see a way.

Can anyone fantasy book this?
WWE fans always get excited when someone returns then they get bored with whoever it is. They're like spastic children with the attention span of a gnat.
 

Rajaah

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Yeah, it's pretty obvious that almost everything "wrong" with Cody is that his wife is a massive cunt. But, I agree that Cody just isn't "the guy". He makes a great Eric Bischoff type character who can obviously wrestle better, but that's about it. He should've always been a "corporate" heel.

Yeah, I'm shocked that isn't what happened. Rumor is Tony prodded him to do it and Cody wanted to stay face.

I think Cody has big aspirations of running for office in a few years, and part of that is being a beloved character on TV in the meantime. Everything he's doing (the reality show, etc) is geared around making him part of the cultural lexicon (if you will) so that when he runs for office, it's a big deal. IIRC Georgia Governor was his big goal, but he'd "settle" for Senate, likely as a Republican, especially considering Warnock and Ossoff are both regarded as fairly weak in Georgia.

As for AEW, I'd have loved to see Cody play an "executive heel" type character. Like a guy you only see in backstage bits, a commissioner, sitting at a desk in a red suit and booking matches and stacking the deck against faces just because he can. Have him be like the physical embodiment of Tony Khan on the shows, plus Bischoff's WCW character.

Edit: One potentially hilarious positive of all of this is if Cody's WWE appearances have the crowd showering him with "AEW" chants. Crowds seem to be his worst foe at this point, and that'd be amazing because it'd be WWE accidentally giving press to the enemy.
 
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It’s crazy to think that it looks like the real story is a Cody started as a top guy in his own company, helped make the company such a success that so much talent has join that ultimately pushed him out of the top spot he wanted. And that his wife is such a cunt that it just wasn’t worth keeping him around.
 

Rajaah

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Kenny was worse off then what was first revealed. The guy is a tough son of a bitch.

That's rough. I've been injury-plagued myself in the past and I identify with the "hang head off the side of the bed" thing. Not being able to sleep because of your injury bullshit is pretty much the worst thing.
 
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Rajaah

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Does AEW need a Wrestlemania? I.e. one show of the year that is portrayed as THE top show?

I think they do.

All Out could easily be spun into their Wrestlemania. Actually, 3 out of 4 of their PPVs could be their WM...all of them except Full Gear, really. I'd even say Revolution has consistently been the best of the four year-on-year, but All Out feels more like the biggest, while DoN was their first PPV and continually feels like a showcase. Thus Full Gear is the only one that really feels like a "normal" PPV to me.

I think they should settle on one as THE show, though.

And TBH I'd make it Grand Slam. Halfway between All Out and Full Gear. All Out can become sort of the "road to Grand Slam" show. Have Grand Slam in a stadium every time (Arthur Ashe for the first few).

Put other special events halfway between the other PPVs. Blood and Guts in early April, Fyter Fest in June, Winter is Coming in December. So that gets you to 8 big shows per year, 1 megaPPV, 4 PPVs and 3 major TV events, maybe 4 other "special edition" Dynamites like Beach Break to get an even 12. One special event per month is good, any more is overkill as they tend to do.

Have the first couple of Grand Slams be on free TV while establishing it as THE show, with Grand Slam III being the first that is actually a PPV. Oh yeah...and give it Roman numerals. WM having those always appealed to me, and no other company has done it consistently. Grand Slam IV at the end of 2024, etc. They'll even line up with the year.

Have the Grand Slam main event(s) be representative of each year of AEW's life.

Grand Slam I: Britt Baker vs Ruby Soho, Kenny Omega vs Daniel Bryan

Grand Slam II: Hangman vs MJF, Omega vs Cole

Grand Slam III: MJF vs Wardlow, Britt vs. Hayter

etc.

Just an idea. What would you guys do for their WM?
 

Araxen

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I believe AEW considers Full Gear to be their WM. I don't want them to do more than 4 PPV's a year. It's part of the reason why I like them.
 

Chris

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I believe AEW considers Full Gear to be their WM. I don't want them to do more than 4 PPV's a year. It's part of the reason why I like them.
I like how they do kinda have as many events as WWE but it's on the TV shows.

It would be cool if there was a 5th Wrestlemania size event that was a huge cross promotional thing like the original All In. Get NJPW, Impact and one of the Mexican promotions involved.
 

Araxen

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I think when most of the pandemic is over they will at least do a AEW vs NJPW thing. AEW vs NJPW would be two shows. One in the US, and the other in Japan. Kenny coming back to Japan would be huge! It would also be cool to see them throw in one of the Mexico promotions which would likely be AAA.
 

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Karazhan Raider
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I like how they do kinda have as many events as WWE but it's on the TV shows.

It would be cool if there was a 5th Wrestlemania size event that was a huge cross promotional thing like the original All In. Get NJPW, Impact and one of the Mexican promotions involved.
An event with every promotion BUT the WWE would be fantastic. Make it the largest show of the year. The potential matches would eclipse any retarded celebrity match the WWE can put on. I read Johnny Knoxville was going to wrestle a match at Wrestlemania this year. How exciting!!
 

Rajaah

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Bring back Starcade

WWE owns the name...and brought it back for like, an NXT house show or something. I've noticed they use WCW PPV names for NXT shows but not main roster shows, almost like it's just a throwaway thing. Not sure how AEW got away with using Bash at the Beach (well, I do, the rights to the name expired and WWE didn't renew it) but AFAIK they aren't going to do that again, maybe out of respect and not being too confrontational about WCW stuff, IDK.

IMO Halloween Havoc and Bash at the Beach, depending on the year, were more often WCW's biggest show. I think Starrcade has the rep of being the biggest because it was the first PPV, is synonymous with some of Flair's biggest mid-80's matches, and Starrcade 97. Mainly Starrcade 97.

As far as the 90's go, I'd say the only years where Starrcade feels like WCW's biggest show were 1993 and 1997. (BTW, if you haven't seen Starrcade 1993, do yourself a favor and check it out. Flair's big return against the Lesnar-like dominant champion Vader. Whole show is built around it, and whether or not Ric will survive the encounter, and it's an incredible show).

1994's biggest show was Bash at the Beach, Hogan/Flair. 1995...IDK, I barely remember 1995 WCW. 1996, again, Bash at the Beach (WCW vs NWO). 1997 Starrcade, their most famous show of all time, which put it on the map as their WM. 1998 was probably Halloween Havoc (DDP/Goldberg, Hogan/Warrior), but it could be a tie between that, Bash at the Beach, and Starrcade. I'd go with HH though. 1999 was Halloween Havoc (Sting/Hogan, Goldberg/Sid) even though they botched it severely in execution. I don't remember any other WCW show that year getting people as pumped as HH did before it happened. HH99 is the last WCW show that I remember kids at school actually talking about in the weeks around the show. It was also the last big buyrate they did. It's been the "non-WWE benchmark to beat" for AEW PPVs for a while, since they plowed through the WCW 2000 buyrates fairly quickly. I believe All Out 2021 actually beat Halloween Havoc 99 so their new benchmark to beat might be Spring Stampede 99.

2000 didn't have a biggest PPV cause nothing mattered in 2000, but I'd say Bash at the Beach was the most eventful again.

An event with every promotion BUT the WWE would be fantastic. Make it the largest show of the year. The potential matches would eclipse any retarded celebrity match the WWE can put on. I read Johnny Knoxville was going to wrestle a match at Wrestlemania this year. How exciting!!

Agreed, and I think they should bring back All In for this very purpose. Buy the rights from ROH, whatever. Do an All In once a year where all the promotions can come together and put on a bunch of great matches. And have Grand Slam be AEW's personal WM. I guess that'd bring their yearly PPVs to 6 but I wouldn't be complaining. Only issue is that All In would sort of clash with All Out in their naming-scheme, especially since All Out only exists because they didn't have the rights to continue All In.

They could also combine Grand Slam with the All In concept and have a once a year stadium show where other promotions are invited to participate. Move All Out to early August instead of late August and have Grand Slam the last week of September, halfway between PPVs. I think the audience would happily pony up for it. Might slightly hurt Full Gear's buyrates but maybe not.
 
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Karazhan Raider
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So Tony Khan bought RoH. AEWs roster is getting pretty damn big. Might not be a bad idea to use RoH to spread the roster out a bit.
RoH was fun to watch for a while there then it took a total dump. I'm a fan of Riccaboni so I definitely wouldn't mind hearing him commentate again.
I'm all for more wrestling viewing options so I'm eager to see what he'll do with the name.
 

Chris

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So Tony Khan bought RoH. AEWs roster is getting pretty damn big. Might not be a bad idea to use RoH to spread the roster out a bit.
RoH was fun to watch for a while there then it took a total dump. I'm a fan of Riccaboni so I definitely wouldn't mind hearing him commentate again.
I'm all for more wrestling viewing options so I'm eager to see what he'll do with the name.
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