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Shonuff

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Paige and Del Rio suspended for 30 for wellness violations. They must he snorting coke togethernor something.

So the dirtsheets got it wrong. They kept saying Paige wasn't on TV, but that it wasn't drugs. It was supposed to be because of some sort of backstage heat since they got put on different shows.
 

Harshaw

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So the dirtsheets got it wrong. They kept saying Paige wasn't on TV, but that it wasn't drugs. It was supposed to be because of some sort of backstage heat since they got put on different shows.

She was legit out with a shoulder injury. I think she was close to being ready and then popped for this.
 
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PatrickStar

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Guess he's gotta do it to show the company is taking it serious again. Makes you wonder if there is any Lesner fallout. Let's see no no no he's legit no drugs here. Popped at UFC and now returning with no one talking about it? Hmmm.
 

Harshaw

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Guess he's gotta do it to show the company is taking it serious again. Makes you wonder if there is any Lesner fallout. Let's see no no no he's legit no drugs here. Popped at UFC and now returning with no one talking about it? Hmmm.

He is considered a part time contractor so the Wellness Policy doesn't have the same consequences.
 

Hosix

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Guess he's gotta do it to show the company is taking it serious again. Makes you wonder if there is any Lesner fallout. Let's see no no no he's legit no drugs here. Popped at UFC and now returning with no one talking about it? Hmmm.

The beast doesn't play by those rules. Besides, if Brock fighting it fails? Won't he be suspended by the UFC for 2 years? I thought they were governed the same way boxing was.
 

Gavinmad

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She claims she was suspended over missing a deadline on paperwork. We'll see how this plays out. WWE wrestlers are expected to keep their mouths shut and take their suspensions silently. Has anyone ever spoken out against their suspension and kept their job? The last guy that did was let go.

Her words are pretty carefully measured and not defiant. She's not speaking out against the suspension, she's just defending her name/image. I doubt she gets in trouble.
 

Shonuff

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Her words are pretty carefully measured and not defiant. She's not speaking out against the suspension, she's just defending her name/image. I doubt she gets in trouble.

We'll see. Word has it that WWE has stepped up its drug testing since Brock Lesnar got popped. They knew about Eva Marie and Adderrall awhile ago, but held onto it. Supposedly, there are more wrestlers that have been popped, WWE is just spacing the suspensions out.

Why is every one on Adderral anyway?
 

Shonuff

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At least Eva doesn't need to make up any more excuses to not wrestle. My kids have been losing their shit everytime she misses a match, it's hilarious.
 

Hosix

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joz123

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Comedian named Joe Matarese is hooked on Adderall (needs it for his ADHD supposedly) and if you listen to him while he is using on the Artie Quitter podcast he sounds like he is half asleep and can't even complete a sentence most of the time but when he is off it he is coherent and hilarious. Also it can cause rapid heartbeat and heart failure so they especially shouldn't be taking it when doing something strenuous like wrestling.
 

Gavinmad

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It's a powerful amphetamine. I mean it's obviously not the same as taking meth, but it's still not something you should be abusing.
 

Rengak

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BOBBY ROODE HAS THE MOST GLORIOUS ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME

This made me laugh pretty good

 
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