Sports Rituals

PatrickStar

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We dared to cut up Oakley. I don't know; something about Mason. Oakley looks like he would kick your ass for being a punk and then help you up explaining that he was teaching you a lesson. Mase would would bury your body and leave your middle fingers in a bag outside your mom's place. RIP Mase.
 
Vanderhoof

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I don't watch the Chiefs game because they lose whenever I do. The ultimate sacrifice.
 
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Hoss

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Respect bro. That's the most selfless act I can imagine.
 
Vanderhoof

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I transferred my jinx by watching the Blues play while watching the Chiefs game on my phone. The Blues lost, so I hope the procedure is successful.
 
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edko

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I do a shot of Patron at halftime of every Ravens game.

Sometimes between the 3rd and 4th quarter.

And anytime a game goes to OT.

It's probably more my love of Patron than any ritual but it has, in fact been about a 10 year thing at this point.
 
Rengak

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I have a new ritual I started this year. It basically consists of saying "Fuck Brock Osweiler" most of the Texans game.
 
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Hoss

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It doesn't appear that wishing good things upon brock is working very well. Maybe you should change it up while they're still in the playoff hunt.
 
Burnem Wizfyre

Burnem Wizfyre

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I watch the game with friends and family, we used to only high five for sacks, turnovers and touchdowns. After the year that they lost to the Broncos 51-49 we started high fiving for punts because 3 times that year the other teams punter could have been inactive and not missed a play.

It's all superstitious bullshit, but as long as you know it's bullshit it's fine imo.
 
Regime

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Stopped wearing my game day jerseys and hats if it's a huge game like Raiders vs Chiefs.

If the other team makes a huge play I'll change the channel for 30 seconds to curse them. I basically pretend I'm the Witch Doctor class from Diablo 3.
 
Kaines

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Every season I watch the first Cowboys game wearing my officially licensed #48 Johnston jersey.
 
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Drakain

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I cant wear Hawkeye gear to work, so on Fridays I wear a 15 year old yellow Iowa shirt with my black work button down over the top. Then on game day I start the season with one black Nike GameDay shirt (6 years old at this point) and wear it every weekend till we lose a game, then I have to wear a different black shirt. When watching the games at home I'm usually ok until the end were I have to watch from the kitchen while pacing or doing dishes by hand or we'll lose or I'll have a heart attack, whichever comes first.
On Sundays I make my wife and kids wear green bay shirts or I won't talk to any of them until they change.
 
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Djay

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Drakain said:
I cant wear Hawkeye gear to work, so on Fridays I wear a 15 year old yellow Iowa shirt with my black work button down over the top. Then on game day I start the season with one black Nike GameDay shirt (6 years old at this point) and wear it every weekend till we lose a game, then I have to wear a different black shirt. When watching the games at home I'm usually ok until the end were I have to watch from the kitchen while pacing or doing dishes by hand or we'll lose or I'll have a heart attack, whichever comes first.
On Sundays I make my wife and kids wear green bay shirts or I won't talk to any of them until they change.
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Nice. Go Hawkeyes!
Oh...Green Bay? Fuck you.
 
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