Star Trek Beyond (2016)

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Terial

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I think it looks okay, not omg fuckin awesome, but i'll definitely be seeing this being a huge star trek fan
 
Palum

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There's no star trek in this movie though. They apparently blow up the enterprise in a few minutes against the saurians then spend the rest of the movie reenacting Lord of the Flies. There's no need to even see the movie... They win and maybe hint at another Enterprise being built.
 
Malakriss

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They took the universe out of Star Trek. Their continuing mission to not explore anything and get in trouble with the next overpowered threat.
 
Xexx

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Lol i was thinking that when i saw the trailer...So the enterprise is destroyed asap and the rrest of the film is spent doing grounded mission impossible style conflict?
 
spronk

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look when space vin diesel gets thrown into space jail he has to team up with his FAMILY to break out and then go rob some space casinos or something

you guys will change your mind when you hear about the space quarter mile drag races
 
Arbitrary

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Between this and Age of Apocalypse I expect a repeat of the Spiderman 3 / Pirates of the Caribbean 3 summer where everyone just completely gives up on those properties.
 
Brahma

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Yadadadada. Enterprise blown up. Yeah yeah. Kirk, Bones, and Spock in it? Then I am in baby!
 
spronk

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the pale alien girl is a tranny, kirk will be getting pegged while spock watches

Beyond the final frontier: the butthole
 
LachiusTZ

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Garbage, might torrent if I remember to once a HD one comes out.

Prolly forget about it, think its a real star trek movie I somehow missed, download it, and kinda sorta regret it like ending a dry spell by fucking a fat chick after last call.
 
Amzin

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It really irks me that they owned the casting so hard and continue to not make Star Trek with the characters. If the casting was shit it would be easier to tolerate.
 
Valderen

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Amzin_sl said:
It really irks me that they owned the casting so hard and continue to not make Star Trek with the characters. If the casting was shit it would be easier to tolerate.
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Yeah I agree, good casting...and in my opinion pretty decent sci-fi movies to be honest...just bad Star Trek ones.
 
Mist

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The Spock casting is actually pretty bad. They would have been way better off if they had gotten Benedict Cumberbitch to be Spock in the first place, and gotten someone who actually sounds something like Khan to be Khan. Zachary Quinto has the mannerisms alright, but the voice is so far off that it's not even funny, where I think Cumberbitch could have gotten much closer to the Nimoy voice.

All the other casting is pretty good. Pine pulls off a great Kirk in this trailer.
 
Caliane

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Malakriss_sl said:
They took the universe out of Star Trek. Their continuing mission to not explore anything and get in trouble with the next overpowered threat.
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Is that the borg or Ga-lak-tus?


I was going to argue the point Star trek movies need to be big and action packed, in a way a series can't. the 2h run time, doesn't allow a slow thoughtful morality tale...
But then I though, Star trek:the Martian would be amazing. and, decided, nope. There is plenty of room for a good sci fi movie, that isn't a big action adventure, especially in the Star Trek franchise.
 
Amzin

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Star Trek 6 is my favorite of the original movies, and even 2 (everyone else's favorite) didn't have that much action. Fuck, the shows themselves run 50ish minutes, and some are back-to-back 2-parters, that's a movie right there.
 
Chanur

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I really didn't like Into Darkness. I am pretty iffy on this. The Star Trek fan might win out though.
 
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