Star Trek - Into Darkness

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Noodleface

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Most people I talked to didn't get bothered or even notice it, but for me it distracted me almost the entire movie. Oh well..
 

velk

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I really liked this one. Thought it was a lot better than iron man 3. My only criticism was that the ending felt a bit long and a couple of plot related holes bugged me a bit.

Good character interaction, great scenes, overall I think that Cumberbatch was fantastic, he really sold the role well, especially during Kirk's 'beatdown' ;p It also managed to surprise me a bit, which I wasn't at all expecting - the trailer isn't actually giving the entire film away like it appears.


Given the torpedos had no fuel, how was kirk going to bomb Kronos with them if he followed the evil plan ?

Also, IIRC it says it's 2257 at the start, which would make Khan born in 1950's, which seems way too early.
 

Void

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I never even knew lens flare was a thing or a complaint until almost almost 2 years after the other one came out. Personally for me I'm sure I'll be fine.
This is how I felt for the first one. I knew what lens flare was obviously, but it never stood out to me in that movie or any other. I'll clearly be looking for it in this movie though, which sucks.
 

DMK_sl

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Great movie. Better then Iron man 3. Absolutely loved it. Thought the villain was a really pleasant surprise.
 

chaos

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Haha, Dumar's test of a good movie: if people don't like it. Awesome, can't wait to see it.
 

Juvarisx

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If people are liking this then it's probably terrible.
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Ossoi

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Much more enjoyable than IronMan 3, during that I was constantly looking at my watch and thinking how bad it was. Star Trek, just enjoyed it the whole way through
 

Malakriss

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So as someone who enjoyed Iron Man 3 (and 2, although less so) I expect awesomeness from Star Trek. Thanks for the relative rating, rerolled.
 

Grizzlebeard_sl

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Enjoyed it immensely while I was watching it and if anything it seemed too short.

Within five minutes of leaving the cinema I started to pick it apart though.
 

Decado

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Thoroughly enjoyed it, some obvious holes in the plot but they and any lens flare bothered me not a fucking jot. Was rooting for Cumberbatch though
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Cor_sl

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If you liked Star Trek '09, you'll like this. If you didn't like Star Trek '09, this isn't going to change your mind about Abrams' vision for Star Trek.

Personally, I enjoyed the hell out of it. Sure, there's some dumb plot holes, but I didn't really care. The action was great, the characters were entertaining, and Cumberbatch was engaging throughout. It was mindless fun.

Giacchino's score was truly excellent, too. He did some great work for this movie. It's worth staying through the credits to hear his take on the classic Star Trek theme.
 

Jait

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Hair piece and he got chubby, fat hides wrinkles.
You shut your god-damned lying whore mouth. Saint Shatner as he will be known by 2200 is not fat, he's simply trying to hide 200lbs of rippling muscle behind an 85 year old body. I'm pretty sure he could kick any other 85 year olds ass with his patented double-handed overhand tomahawk. So fuck you, your family, and that guy in front of me who HISSED during Generations when Shatners name came across the opening credits.

The man is a living God. Appreciate him.
 

Malakriss

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If there is no advantage to releasing in the US first, their response is to delay the US release? Horrible idea, man.
 

Xexx

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You shut your god-damned lying whore mouth. Saint Shatner as he will be known by 2200 is not fat, he's simply trying to hide 200lbs of rippling muscle behind an 85 year old body. I'm pretty sure he could kick any other 85 year olds ass with his patented double-handed overhand tomahawk. So fuck you, your family, and that guy in front of me who HISSED during Generations when Shatners name came across the opening credits.

The man is a living God. Appreciate him.
Denny Crane!
 

Blackyce

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You shut your god-damned lying whore mouth. Saint Shatner as he will be known by 2200 is not fat, he's simply trying to hide 200lbs of rippling muscle behind an 85 year old body. I'm pretty sure he could kick any other 85 year olds ass with his patented double-handed overhand tomahawk. So fuck you, your family, and that guy in front of me who HISSED during Generations when Shatners name came across the opening credits.

The man is a living God. Appreciate him.
He's just got a keg now instead of a 6pack.

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Jait

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That's actually his cock in the shadow, not his wife's leg. She doesn't complain though, the last one that did didn't come out of the water.

Too soon?

And only Shatner could pull off wearing that hat. Proof he is the scion of Jesus Christ himself.
 

Phazael

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I'm pretty sure he could kick any other 85 year olds ass with his patented double-handed overhand tomahawk.
We used to call that Kirk Fu in my nerd circle. That specific move was known as the Kirk Chops, which you first have to lull your foe into a false sense of security by letting them bear hug you and lift you off the ground. I love the reboots as much as the original, but Shatner is the fucking man, hands down. Kirk would fight or fuck anything thing that moved and is probably the manliest mother fucker ever to exist in science fiction.