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Fucker

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A movie about Rey Palpawalker. Incredibly fucking stupid.

They'd have a better chance of success with Jar Jar Binks as lead.
 

Fucker

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I'd watch it if Fin was in the background stealing hubcaps off of spaceships in every scene.
 
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Aaron

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Why can't they just let it die?

beating a dead horse wtf GIF
 

Penance

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Let them keep wasting money until the IP is worthless and can be picked up by an actual fan.

I'm totally fine not wasting my time and money.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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I want something like The Flash or The Marvels level of fail mixed withThe LastJedi’s utter and complete contempt for the fan base.

I want something so bad that it permanently ends the Star Wars franchise for a few more decades.
 
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Goatface

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new rumor, the rey movie is only going to have a budget of $150m and will release on both streaming and theaters
that way, it can't fail
 
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Mist

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new rumor, the rey movie is only going to have a budget of $150m and will release on both streaming and theaters
that way, it can't fail
Serenity had a $25m budget and was better than 80% of Star Wars movies.

They should have limited them to $50m.
 
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Mahes

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So,

Fan films can be well done. I actually liked this one and would have been very interested in continuing this story. Disney is just sad at this point. A fan film shows female strength in 20 minutes better than any Disney Star Wars film has ever done.

 
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Chris

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new rumor, the rey movie is only going to have a budget of $150m and will release on both streaming and theaters
that way, it can't fail
I heard that on Midnight's Edge but I think I'm ready to give up on that guy as a source.
 

Harshaw

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There is also still going to be a Mando season 4 along with the movie. Also Ahsoka season 2 of course.
 

jayrebb

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New details disclosed on sequel trilogy Kylo Ren story arc.


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Lucas Film/Disney (Iger personally wrote most of the reshoots to ROS) muscled JJ off his original plan for Kylo Ren, leaving people with no real villain and a big lump of shit sans any real big bad.

Save for Emperor faggot being shoehorned into Ep 9. And now we know why.
 

spronk

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do you really believe the CEO of disney sat down to rewrite a movies script
 
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jayrebb

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do you really believe the CEO of disney sat down to rewrite a movies script

More like dictation. JJ's camp was met with constant orders from Iger. The details were so specific that he wanted changed that Iger should have had a writing credit. 70-80% of the ROS went through reshoots.

Iger famously referred to JJ's ROS as "Another TLJ" after viewing the first cut before ordering the entire movie scrapped and rewritten.

That's a derail either way. There was a vision for the sequel trilogy that wasn't allowed to manifest.
 
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