Star Wars general purpose movie stuff
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Chris
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Sure they will reboot it and even ignore continuity with 7-9, but they won't explain it. They didn't explain it in the cases you mention.
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This is the team I'm on. 7 was like getting blown by a fat girl but she stops before you pop. 8 was like contracting immediately terminal aids from a tranny, while the no lube rape tears your asshole and it hurts to poop for several weeks. 9 is like being diagnosed with a slow killing prostate cancer.
Hoss
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Don't think han or luke want to come back for more movies. Without them, is there any reason to retcon everything?
If they do it, I think they can still use rey. Just show her actually being trained instead of being a mary sue. There's nothing wrong with a cute girl kicking ass.
If they do it, I think they can still use rey. Just show her actually being trained instead of being a mary sue. There's nothing wrong with a cute girl kicking ass.
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Chukzombi
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i dont think they are capable of a clean slate. they had a clean slate with the disney films, they could have started the series in any timeline, but they chose a sequel to the original Star Wars and chose to remake the original trilogy but with updated characters to fit current year. none of this was new, christ they even scrounged up the original bigbad who died in the OT. if i was in charge of ST i would throw all that disney shit in the trash and continue with the adventures of Luke Skywalker or just nope out of the entire thing because its a dead franchise. i dont even think the Baby Yoda show can save it.
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Grim1
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Unfortunately, Star Wars and other Hollywood blockbusters are best enjoyed on the big screen where all of the special effects wonders can help you forget how garbage the story is. Worked for me on Episode 8, 3D big screen was cool to watch. On the small screen 8 is impossible to enjoy.
And imo, Independence Day, Avatar, etc. etc, were all much better on the big screen.
I agree we shouldn't be giving these fucks money, but Hollywood's formula for special effects over story isn't going away soon.
Hoss
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I disagree. It's liable to be one of the few good things from chinese bat aids. Theaters go out of business and hollywood realizes they need better stories (or more nudity).
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ohkcrlho
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There is nothing more to tell actually, the baddys are dead (no one's ever really gone? ), and Mary Sue is a Skywalker.
The only thing I would watch, is a movie inspired by this video:
Sure, Disney don't have the balls but if they do, it would suck.
The only thing I would watch, is a movie inspired by this video:
Sure, Disney don't have the balls but if they do, it would suck.
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Ravishing
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An article about this: Disney Resetting Star Wars; Erasing Last Jedi
This could be good drama if it happens.
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Gamma Rays
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Almost all of Doomcock's videos about Rise of Skywalker ended up being correct.
I think even he admitted to being surprised that the information, that he had prefaced as being repeated rumors, ending out being the truth.
I think even he admitted to being surprised that the information, that he had prefaced as being repeated rumors, ending out being the truth.
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