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Chukzombi

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I can't watch her, someone Cliff notes plz
the Kevin Feige trilogy was never a thing, according to her retcon of history. KK makes the best content and the stuff that fails didnt happen. she is completely delusional and cant seem to accept how shite she is. its only 11 minutes long, halfway through you get all the dirt.
 

Caeden

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I’m over it. Honestly, between the wokeness of game devs and the wokeness of movie studios, I have about abandoned my two staples of entertainment for my first 40ish years of life. Add in the fact that I have a hard time watching any of the OT without feeling utter disgust and I’m about ready to abandon all nerd hobbies.
 
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Chris

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I’m over it. Honestly, between the wokeness of game devs and the wokeness of movie studios, I have about abandoned my two staples of entertainment for my first 40ish years of life. Add in the fact that I have a hard time watching any of the OT without feeling utter disgust and I’m about ready to abandon all nerd hobbies.
Japan is our only hope.
 

Caeden

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Japan is our only hope.
Maybe. But I seem to recall Square was involved in Forspoken. Wasn’t that full on indigenous girl power?

The sad thing is I wouldn’t care of Luke had been given a death and sendoff against a NEW Sith with Rey taking over with maybe his or Leia’s kids in a new Jedi order. Stop shitting on the past. Build on it. Fucking commies. Now Carrie fisher is dead. You can’t undo this shit. Fuck Kathleen Kennedy. The force is female my ass. We didn’t give two fucking shits about Leia being a Jedi eventually. She fucking earned it. Rey could have legit been Luke’s daughter and you have him sacrifice for her and every fucking person would have bought it because that’s Luke. Not this mopey depressed shit we got. Fuck. Fuck her.

What does this have to do with Japan being out last non-woke hope? Not a goddamn thing. They’re probably sniffing octopus juice soaked schoolgirl panties.
 
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Chris

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Maybe. But I seem to recall Square was involved in Forspoken. Wasn’t that full on indigenous girl power?

The sad thing is I wouldn’t care of Luke had been given a death and sendoff against a NEW Sith with Rey taking over with maybe his or Leia’s kids in a new Jedi order. Stop shitting on the past. Build on it. Fucking commies. Now Carrie fisher is dead. You can’t undo this shit. Fuck Kathleen Kennedy. The force is female my ass. We didn’t give two fucking shits about Leia being a Jedi eventually. She fucking earned it. Rey could have legit been Luke’s daughter and you have him sacrifice for her and every fucking person would have bought it because that’s Luke. Not this mopey depressed shit we got. Fuck. Fuck her.

What does this have to do with Japan being out last non-woke hope? Not a goddamn thing. They’re probably sniffing octopus juice soaked schoolgirl panties.
Forspoken I think had a lot of US involvement and Square Enix closed down the studio after it bombed.
 

Chukzombi

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Maybe. But I seem to recall Square was involved in Forspoken. Wasn’t that full on indigenous girl power?

The sad thing is I wouldn’t care of Luke had been given a death and sendoff against a NEW Sith with Rey taking over with maybe his or Leia’s kids in a new Jedi order. Stop shitting on the past. Build on it. Fucking commies. Now Carrie fisher is dead. You can’t undo this shit. Fuck Kathleen Kennedy. The force is female my ass. We didn’t give two fucking shits about Leia being a Jedi eventually. She fucking earned it. Rey could have legit been Luke’s daughter and you have him sacrifice for her and every fucking person would have bought it because that’s Luke. Not this mopey depressed shit we got. Fuck. Fuck her.

What does this have to do with Japan being out last non-woke hope? Not a goddamn thing. They’re probably sniffing octopus juice soaked schoolgirl panties.
i knew something was up when Luke wasnt in the first one outside of the cameo. he should have been in TFA to save Rey when Kylo defeated her in the forest as should have fucking happened. then he decides train her Mr Miyagi style in the second one. then she leaves him abruptly to go save her friends who got captured because they are stupid only to have Luke follow her and come in the clutch once again to defeat Kylo. i didnt see the third abomination, but it would be more of the same. it wouldnt be much different than what happened, just done in a better manner respecting the OT characters we loved. though if i had my way i would never have killed off Han. since he was the backbone of Star Wars.
 

Caeden

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So killing Han off before he saw Luke again to me was a GoT ripoff subversion. I didn’t necessarily mind it nor not seeing Luke. But they didn’t have a plan other than destroy the OT, particularly Luke’s, legacy. I could have used TFA and come up with a 100% better story than they did and still not shit on Luke’s legacy of hope.
 
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Chukzombi

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Why does Ford keep showing up to cuck Indiana Jones?
because Harrison Ford is an asshole. its why he was so fucking good as Han Solo, you want a believable scoundrel in your movie. you get an authentic scoundrel to play the role. Ford before he was Han Solo, still playing Han Solo.
 

Angerz

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Why does Ford keep showing up to cuck Indiana Jones?
Harrison Ford cares about Indiana Jones far more than he cares about Han Solo. In his mind, Indiana Jones is his character. He has no problem playing it one more time any time any one asks cause he also enjoys large amounts of money.
 
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jayrebb

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i knew something was up when Luke wasnt in the first one outside of the cameo. he should have been in TFA to save Rey when Kylo defeated her in the forest as should have fucking happened. then he decides train her Mr Miyagi style in the second one. then she leaves him abruptly to go save her friends who got captured because they are stupid only to have Luke follow her and come in the clutch once again to defeat Kylo. i didnt see the third abomination, but it would be more of the same. it wouldnt be much different than what happened, just done in a better manner respecting the OT characters we loved. though if i had my way i would never have killed off Han. since he was the backbone of Star Wars.

In TFA first draft before the studio told Terrio to rewrite it, Luke was very much in the movie. He had to rewrite it several times to actually get the amount of Luke that the Story Group was comfortable with, which was nearly none.

That was the reason JJ told Mark Hamill to get ready, be in shape, and had him cast in an action role initially. JJ originally had Luke doing something in TFA but had to let it go during pre-production.

Mark Hamill later remarked he was confused by why he was told to physically prepare. He wasn't aware JJ was fighting with Lucas FIlm on the script. It got pretty heated which is why JJ swore off doing any more movies and exited for Ep 8. He was supposed to direct every sequel trilogy movie.
 
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Chukzombi

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they got him involved in Kennedy's Ponzi scheme, dude is desparate for work, so is Ridley. Driver is like, NOPE. i have a career.