Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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Royal

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"Thisisa tasty burger."

Nice hair buns/choice piece of ass double entendre.
 
The Edge

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Sylas_sl said:
Am i alone in not knowing what is and is not canon for this stuff? Ive seen the original trilogy a few times. Yeah i watched the terrible prequels but pretty much dismiss them outright and don't remember a goddamn thing from them.

From the original trilogy they are just ancient weapons that the jedi used to use. They aren't magical force swords or anything. Anyone can pick one up and use it. The only reason vader uses one is because he was a jedi.The emperor doesn't bother with one. They have nothing to do with the force.
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He may not care for them, but he does use them, and is highly skilled.

 
Xevy

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Drakain_sl said:
Take the trench run in ANH. Obi-Wan was talking to Luke telling him to put away his targeting computer and use the force. Now imagine if he was alive, standing next to Leia. If he starts talking to Luke on the radio, some general or Leia herself is going to try to stop him. (Not that they could with his use of the force.)
Without the ghost guidance, Luke may have not been so keen to embracing the Force. Especially with Han talking into his other ear.
Without Ben's death, he would have trained Luke. Would they have traveled together to see Yoda? There are so many what-ifs. So I do belive that in death, Obi-Wan became very powerful.
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Who says Ben didn't guide that shit in himself? BOOM! Paint a deathstar on Obi-Wans unmarked grave.
 
Famm

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The Edge_sl said:
He may not care for them, but he does use them, and is highly skilled.

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That shit is comically bad, I'd rather watch a scene from the Clone Wars cartoon series any day. Fuck me man, how can you even be serious with this shit?

The CGI has NOT aged well either. Not that it ever looked good but holy shit is it awful looking. Nothing is remotely real or believable in appearance throughout that whole shit movie. Anakin getting out of the ship and running down the hall and its barely better than some shit green screen cable access or straight to VHS crap, just shinier and bigger budget. Why the fuck they gotta have the old ass dude doing fifty flips and shit like its a bad kung fu movie? Fuuuuckkkk.

This fucking shit pisses me off so bad I have to go read about the Paris terrorist attacks some more just to calm down.
 
Khalan

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How did Palpatine get his lightsaber back after it blew through that window to fight yoda with? Magic?
 
Famm

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That shit where both of their lightsabers blew out the window at once was like something out of a side scrolling fighter arcade game.
 
Tanoomba

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ohkcrlho_sl said:
I only saw that movie once, when it came out and didn't remember that scene at all. Holy fuckin crap!
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Seriously. I'm almost baffled that I watched this and it apparently didn't make any impression at all. That's just terrible.
 
Rezz

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I am pretty sure I blanked that part out, along with other large portions of the prequels, apparently.
 
Inque

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Do it, I'm sick of clicking the thread for more info only to see a damn bait about Phantom Menace or someone bleeding on the keyboard about it, we want Episode 7 shitty in here!
 
chaos

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Come on, that video was priceless. The Edge was like "look at this awesome shit" and literally every person after was like "jesus that was garbage, what the fuck was wrong with me as a kid that I even tolerated this?"

You can't buy confirmation of your own beliefs like this.
 
Palum

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LOL I forgot that he's all whiny and like 'please don't hurt meee!!!' then he force-lightning-throws Mace Dindu (enough) out the window and acts like he came. ROFL.
 
The Edge

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chaos_sl said:
Come on, that video was priceless. The Edge was like "look at this awesome shit" and literally every person after was like "jesus that was garbage, what the fuck was wrong with me as a kid that I even tolerated this?"

You can't buy confirmation of your own beliefs like this.
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You guys try too hard. All I did was correct someone's error when they said Palps didn't use a lightsaber. So I linked evidence. Keep up the good fight.
 
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