Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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khorum

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She DID encounter kylo by herself with his helmet and hood up in the forest outside Maz Kanata's palace pretty much exactly as her vision showed it but without the snow/night setting.

On starkiller base they walk into Kylo in the forest without his helmet or hood up. The vision is self-contained but it prolly referred to their first encounter, which happens just a few minutes after that vision anyway.
 

Malkav

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Royal

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Was anyone else struck by the look in Luke's face at the end as to haggard he seemed to be? He looked like he had been through the emotional wringer. I would assume he sensed Han's death when it happened (as Leia did) and maybe even sensed how he died making his failure with Ben/Ren all the more haunting.
 

Falstaff

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He's in hiding because all his apprentices got wiped out. I imagine that has something to do with it.
 

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One thing I was a bit disappointed in was the music (and I can't believe I'm even saying that because John Fuckin' Williams). It wasn't bad by any stretch but none of the new stuff really jumped out or got stuck in my head like The Imperial March or Binary Sunset did way back when. Other than that all the rest of my criticisms would just be echoing other mentioned several times already and are relatively minor anyway. I give an 8/10 and plan to see it at least once more, probably next week with some friends.
Yeah I completely agree, on all points. John Williams is my favorite composer and I have been listening to and buying his stuff for over 20 years. I own over 20 movie soundtracks that John Williams has created. Yet I felt the same. Nothing jumped out to me. I got excited when someone posted Rey's theme so I could give it another listen, and it was meh. Even the Prequels had fantastic music. John Williams is like an idol/hero to me. I always fantasized that he'd handpick some gifted person to personally train so that when he died, his style/spirit lived on, because when he dies it'll be the biggest celebrity tragedy I've ever experienced. That's how much I love him, and yet I felt the same.
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Malakriss

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How messed up would it be that Rey trying to run away after the visions caused her to run into Kylo then and not later which altered future events so that Han died instead of her. So originally she would not have been captured and Kylo would never have tried getting into her mind which awakened her powers. Then she never would have the whole base running around looking for her and the mistiming of events meant Han never ran into his son on the catwalks or got shot by Chewie. Finn may not have even been there and she was supposed to run into a still masked and uninjured Kylo.
 

Khalan

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How messed up would it be that Rey trying to run away after the visions caused her to run into Kylo then and not later which altered future events so that Han died instead of her. So originally she would not have been captured and Kylo would never have tried getting into her mind which awakened her powers. Then she never would have the whole base running around looking for her and the mistiming of events meant Han never ran into his son on the catwalks or got shot by Chewie. Finn may not have even been there and she was supposed to run into a still masked and uninjured Kylo.
Its the force bro, same thing happens when luke runs off to cloud city, only reason he did was cause of the visions causing Han to get carbonited and him learning about his father.
 

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Anyone else think the new order and the resistance should have had their names reversed? The people in charge are not normally the ones resisting...
 

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Anyone else think the new order and the resistance should have had their names reversed? The people in charge are not normally the ones resisting...
My guess is that there are two galactic political entities, the New Republic, and the First Order. The resisistance is an insurgence group which operates in First Order territory and is supplied with training and arms by the New Republic. Which the First Order views as an act of war so they blow up their capital.

At first I thought the First Order was the weakened Empire since losing your head of state doesn't automatically topple a government, but apparently they had unconditionally surrendered at some point after the Battle of Endor. So the First Order is some kind of new thing.
 

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It felt like a JJ abram's version of a Star Wars movie. Obviously he had some directives from Disney but it seemed like a waste to bring in the writer from ESB to write this film only to have JJ abrams completely rewrite the entire thing, and by "rewrite" I mean take the script from ANH and replace Obi-wan with "Han", Luke with "rey", Han with "Finn", and call it a day. Like I said, it's better than the prequels but worse than any of the OT. it's a solid 4.5/10 where i'd rank jedi at 6/10. It wasn't bad, it just wasn't good. It was "Meh". Maybe if you like JJ abram's films you give it an extra point but that still just makes it a mediocre 5.5-6/10.
I would generally agree, too many parallels with the first movies for this to rank above meh.

Unfortunately what JJ Abrams brought to the series was his really awful grasp of science and plot holes. (e.g. new death star, being able to see other planets explode, why a janitor knows the weaknesses of a top secret base, why a random grunt captain can turn off shields for the entire base, etc. etc) These plagued the Star Trek reboot also (though the first was OK despite it), one can only imagine how bad it will be with the Fast & Furious director....
 

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Look up 10 posts in the .jpg linked. It lines out the 3 factions and the status of the political power structure quite well.
 

Faltigoth

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The thing Malkav posted on the last page lays out the relationship between Resistance, New Republic, Empire and First Order in a very nice summary.

I guess that is fleshed out more in the cartoons/novels? I should have paid more attention to those.
 

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I would generally agree, too many parallels with the first movies for this to rank above meh.

Unfortunately what JJ Abrams brought to the series was his really awful grasp of science and plot holes. (e.g. new death star, being able to see other planets explode, why a janitor knows the weaknesses of a top secret base, why a random grunt captain can turn off shields for the entire base, etc. etc) These plagued the Star Trek reboot also (though the first was OK despite it), one can only imagine how bad it will be with the Fast & Furious director....
This paragraph had more plot holes listed than the movies.

- New Death Star is probably going to be some "outer rims" tech shit that comes up with Snokes back story later
- Don't remember seeing the planets explode from the surface of the other planets, just the energy traveling through the sky as it is essentially a linear sun, which would be possible if they're in the same galaxy
- Janitor thing is a bit dumb, but wouldn't some one who works with the interior of a base know a lot of the schematics of the place? He literally knows the 'guts' of it
- Captain Phantasma was not a "grunt Captain". She was THE Captain of ALL the Storm Troopers. She's the highest military executive of the military branch of the First Order. Maybe you'd understand if her name was General Phantasma
 

Siddar

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Give it a 7.5 it was better then I expected. Without Harrison Ford though it would have been a 7 at best. BB-8 was also a stand out character of the movie.

The female chosen one Disney princess narrative didn't help the movie at all, but at least she is better then Annikin from the prequels.

Overall they captured the original star wars feel but botched the set up. Movie 8 will be interesting to see if Hamill can carry the movie the same way Harrison Ford did in 7.
 

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Went and saw it last night, managed to avoid all spoilers beforehand, somehow. Overall, I enjoyed it, maybe a 7/10 or 8/10, although it's hard to rate objectively because the prequels set the bar so fucking low. But a solid entry to the series for sure.

First and foremost, it looked and felt like fucking Star Wars. So they got that down really well. Whatever else it is, he nailed the atmosphere (although I could have done without Tatooine2.0 - either just use the same fkin planet or use a different landscape). The only exception was the soundtrack - I'm not sure why, but the music didn't really feel like "star wars" music, even compared to the prequels. Did they have a different group do the soundtrack or something? Or maybe I was just weirded out because I kept expecting the imperial theme whenever a star destroyer came on screen (admittedly, that would have been overdone).

Shit that stuck out.

- JJ Abrams needs to learn to slow the fuck down. It was 2 & 1/2 hours of what felt like non-stop action scenes, and even the non-action scenes were fast paced and mostly pretty intense. I felt kinda drained by the end because there was no chance for a breather. The pacing felt really off, and that's probably my largest complaint about the whole thing. It also prevented me from realizing a lot of the stuff I really liked about the film until after I'd had a chance to think back, because it was just a constant barrage of action scenes and new stuff happening.

- A follow on from this is that it felt like there was a huge lack of exposition. We've got a 30 - 50 year time gap here (they don't even tell us how long has passed) and they don't take 5 minutes to slow down and explain some shit. Where did the First Order come from? Why is there a "Resistance" if the Republic are back in power? What's the deal with Kylo's weird lightsaber and why does he have Vaders helmet and how did he flip to the dark side and who the fuck is Snoke? I mean you can make up reasons for it that make sense, so it's not like a contradiction, but they don't even give you a chance to think because non-stop action. Fill in the gaps a bit to create some bridging between the two series, give us some background and provide character development.

Finn especially suffered from this - he just popped out of a lifetime in Storm Trooper brainwash mode and now he's a normal dude who can crack jokes? Why did he just randomly flip and decide to become a good guy? Then he's trying to run off, then he's not, then... it's kinda hard to figure out his deal. In general he felt like the weakest character - like he was just there to help the other characters do shit. They should have made his role stronger or somehow cut/merged his character with Po (who was awesome and didn't get enough screentime - which sucked, since I think Po/Rey/Finn would have made an awesome trio, although the film may have felt a bit crowded then - maybe in the sequel now Han's gone?)

Rey suffered to a lesser extent - mostly in terms of her being suddenly deeply emotionally invested in these other character when it feels like the whole film took place over a 24 - 48 hour time period.

Overall it felt less self-contained than the other Star Wars movies - like they felt they could leave this shit out because they had already planned out the entire trilogy and they deal with this shit later. And it definitely had more of an "act 1" feel than the feel of a stand alone movie like ANH - especially with that ending. I feel like it would make a better experience if the whole trilogy was watched back to back, as opposed to having to wait years for more explanations. I just hope they do plan to explain that stuff in the sequels, and not in the EU crap. I fucking hate EU crap more or less universally with any franchise, and I doubt this one will be different.

The opening felt like too many coincidences layered on top of one another. The operative who has the map to Luke just happens to be attacked by the group of storm troopers who just happen to contain one storm trooper who turns good and all this just happens to happen over the same planet Rey is on which just happens to be the planet the Millenium Falcon is on and Han Solo just fucking happens to pop out of nowhere within 10 seconds of them breaching the atmosphere?

- Obviously been a ton of bitching about these, but did we really need a third fucking Death Star destruction scene? A bigger, badder death star, whatever, but still. I know it was meant to be a bit of a call back to the original movies, especially with Han cracking jokes about it, but it was kinda lame in ROTJ, and just tired this time.



Those were my big ones - in terms of smaller stuff.

What's Finn's deal vis a vis the Force? I figured the reason he turned good was because he had been "awoken" by the force (you know, the title and all) and would become a Jedi (they even gave him the lightsaber in all the posters). Then he starts swinging around the lightsaber, and I figured that clinched it, but he never actually does any force shit, while Rey does, but then he manages to at least hold his own for a minute or two against Kylo (admittedly it's implied Kylo was a bit of a dropout when it came to force training).

Speaking of the force - anyone can just pick up a lightsaber and start swinging it now? I always figured lightsabers were a Jedi weapon because you needed the force to be able to use it without slicing your own arm off, but Finn can hold his own with one twice? And Rey nearly kicks Kylo's ass with it? Not only that but she busts out a bunch of Jedi tricks with absolutely no training at all? Luke trained under Obi-Wan and Yoda and Vader still whooped his ass the first time, and he could barely pull off any force stuff before his training. Rey's just sitting there and she thinks up the mind trick idea by herself, she pulls it off, then telekinetically grabs the lightsaber over Kylo - again someone who's had presumably years of training and practice (and smashed her against a fucking tree with a flick of his wrist 2 minutes earlier).

I get that some of this was narrative stuff (Finn needed a role in the fight against Kylo, so he disables Rey so Finn can get his ass kicked), and some of it can be explained (maybe Rey heard stories about the mind trick - Luke is a legend afterall), but alltogether it felt out of line with the rest of the setting, where people don't go from randoms to busting out awesome force powers and having lightsaber duels literally overnight.

That said, I felt that the major lightsaber duel (Rey v. Kylo) itself was pretty damn good. They struck a really, really nice balance between the dynamic but stupidly excessive choreographed acrobatics of the prequels and the somewhat slow, stilted fighting in the originals (especially ANH and ESB). It felt really fluid and natural (although again, it shouldn't have, because Rey has never used a fucking lightsaber before, whoever her daddy is) - just two Jedi with lightsabers trying to kill eachother, it was visually engaging without being over the top or robbing from the emotional engagement. Reminded me a lot of the major sword fights in Kill Bill.

I liked that they didn't try to pull any plot twist crap with Kylo and his parentage. They knew it wouldn't work again so they made the sensible decision and just fed us the info naturally. I thought it was cool that he pulled off his mask and just had a normal face, a bit of a wimpy one actually, I think that said a lot more than if he'd had some monster face underneath. Although I didn't get the whole Vader thing - why did he idolize Vader? He never met the guy, and you figure he would have known the truth about Vader from Luke, and Vader turned good in the end anyway, so what's the deal there? Again, missing exposition.

I liked the way they tied Han and Leia in. Both of them took up their roles again superbly (which was a surprise from Carrie Fisher), they had really good chemistry, they genuinely felt like an old divorced couple who had all these complicated emotional ties, and I thought it was cool that they didn't try to either have them together after all these years (which would have felt unrealistic, especially with Kylo) or have them totally hate eachother. It felt like there was genuine emotional depth to their relationship, which really surprised me. I thought it was a bit weird that Leia was still running the Rebellion (sorry, resistance) with the Republic apparently reinstated, I think she would have made more sense in some political role (unless they gave some backstory about her becoming more military focused in the intervening years trying to mop up the Empire), but it made sense that Han at least would rebound from losing his son and having his marriage fail as a result by going back to his old ways.

Chewy should have been older. Small thing, I know, but it felt weird that Han was gritty and grey while Chewy looked like he hadn't aged a day.

Han's death was well done. You could see it coming from a mile away, which took some of the shock out of it, but I thought the whole scene was really touching. Kylo felt genuinely conflicted, Han really felt like a father who'd maybe not done the best job with his kid, had seen that kid go down a shitty road, but still loved him and cared for him and believed it was worth trying to reach out to him. You got the sense he stepped onto that platform knowing there was a good chance he'd die, but he did it anyway because it was his son. Works really well from a narrative standpoint too - Leia can take a backseat, Luke can play the mentor role, but Ford as Han just has too much presence, if they kept him around he'd dominate the films and not leave enough room for the new crew.

They didn't ruin it with the fucking trailers. Maybe it was just that I didn't go out of my way to watch every trailer and teaser they made for it, I dunno if other people who did feel differently, but I think the trailers worked at hyping up interest in the movie but left out enough that I was genuinely surprised and engaged by the scenes and scenery, as opposed to a lot of movies these days where they give the whole fucking thing away beforehand.

The First Order actually felt kinda evil. This always bugged me about The Empire in the original series, especially ANH - we're never told what the fuck they're doing that is so horrible that they merit a giant rebellion in the first place. Sure they built the Death Star and blew up Alderaan, but that was in response to the Rebellion. There was no backstory about massacres or death camps or whatever, just "they wear black and look like space nazi's." By contrast the Order felt nastier, the stormtroopers were kidnapped kids, brainwashed and constantly monitored for hints of dissent by sinister looking captains, they killed the fuck out of everyone at the beginning just cause (there was actual blood in that opening fight scene too - a first for a Star Wars movie?), they used their super weapon on what felt like more or less a whim.

Anyway I haven't read this thread yet or seen any of the reviews except the redletter media one, so I'm sure a ton of this shit has been addressed and dissected, but I just wanted to put my thoughts down before I go read everyone elses. Again, overall I enjoyed it and felt like it was a solid entry to the series. Definitely the best thing with the name Star Wars attached to it to come out since Return of the Jedi.
 

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I dont know why so many retards keep saying they think you need the force to use a lightsaber. Did none of you watch Empire where Han Solo uses Lukes Saber? Or the prequels when Grevious uses 4 of them?

Jesus.
 

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I dont know why so many retards keep saying they think you need the force to use a lightsaber. Did none of you watch Empire where Han Solo uses Lukes Saber? Or the prequels when Grevious uses 4 of them?

Jesus.
what doesn't make sense is how lightsabers seem to automatically turn off as soon as you drop them.
 

Azrayne

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I dont know why so many retards keep saying they think you need the force to use a lightsaber. Did none of you watch Empire where Han Solo uses Lukes Saber? Or the prequels when Grevious uses 4 of them?
Yeah other people can hit the button and turn it on, but it's pretty strongly implied that you need the precognition the force gives you to wield it properly in a fight (which makes sense, since it has no weight, someone who wasn't well trained and/or psychic would probably cut their arm off), and it's explicitely stated that the lightsaber is "a Jedi's weapon."

As for Grievous, the less said about him probably the better, but I always figured he did it because he was mostly a machine, like he'd programmed his limbs to manage the lightsabers at a speed that a normal mind couldn't or some shit. Or maybe the prequels are just retarded?