Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

Memes of the Star Wars Sequels • r/PrequelMemes

Because when Disney erases you from a franchise in post-production they make sure to get rid of all of you. No Ash vs Evil Dead crap.

lol i saw some show i didn't recognize on BTN when I clicked through i was horrified

Episode Name: Porg Problems
Season: 2
Episode: 8
Aired: 2018-03-19

Episode Overview:
As Rey struggles to force lift stones, a curious porg snatches her lightsaber! Rey gives chase and force lifts the porg before it can dive into the water with her saber. Rey thanks the porg for the unexpected help in her training.

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Episode Name: Shuttle Shock
Season: 2
Episode: 3
Aired: 2018-03-19

Episode Overview:
On their approach to Canto Bight, Finn and Rose encounter a pod of creatures in the atmosphere. When a tentacle hits the shuttle and shorts out BB-8, Finn and Rose must work together to fix BB-8 and land the shuttle safely.

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Star Wars Forces of Destiny centers on female characters across multiple eras and installments of the franchise.

... what the fuck

I am gonna go with so far, and that is taking into account jarjar and the ewok movies. But we will see if she can cement her status in the next movie. Then we get to wait for RJs trillogy

Just wait, she'll be the main character in his trilogy

I still want to see that Muslim Calamari dyke ship captain.

korraxasami ending.

Rey and Rose end up together, cucking Finn. Mary sue, lesbians and cuckholding. the trifecta.

Only works If one of them is trans or some other letter from their retarded alphabet

Wow... Got this on RedBox. I definitely agree with the majority of posts. This movie sucked. The characters suck. The plot sucks. The acting is weak. I have no desire to see the next one.

Kovaks said:

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Realize im a bit late here, but the correct answer was shoot Kathleen twice and then pistol whip her corpse a few times for good measure.

Gavinmad said:

Realize im a bit late here, but the correct answer was shoot Kathleen twice and then pistol whip her corpse a few times for good measure.

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I find your response humorous considering your stance on stabbing dead bodies in the other thread

I haven't seen Episode 7 or 8. I haven't read this thread.

Are either movie worth watching?

Kovaks said:

I find your response humorous considering your stance on stabbing dead bodies in the other thread

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I find your response humorous considering you're a retarded faggot.

Himeo is such a weirdo I'm pretty sure he could watch these movies, find some ridiculous subtext that isn't actually there, and end up loving them.

That's probably true. I find my favorite version of the Star Wars movies is Machete order: 4, 5, 2, 3, and 6.

The cliffhanger in 5 is so strong it carries you through 2 and 3. Surprisingly, watching episodes 2 and 3 bring out the very best of episode 6 making it the best movie of the series.

One of the reasons Episode 6 was weak was that they were trying to sell the question "Will Luke fall to the dark side?" but it didn't work because the foreshadowing wasn't there to support it.

But, after you watch Aniken turn to the dark side - Luke's fall becomes not only possible but all too likely.

Oh, and Episode 1 doesn't exist so no Midichlorians, no Pod Racing, no WTF virgin birth, and minimal Jar Jar.

Himeo said:

That's probably true. I find my favorite version of the Star Wars movies is Machete order: 4, 5, 2, 3, and 6.

The cliffhanger in 5 is so strong it carries you through 2 and 3. Surprisingly, watching episodes 2 and 3 bring out the very best of episode 6 making it the best movie of the series.

One of the reasons Episode 6 was weak was that they were trying to sell the question "Will Luke fall to the dark side?" but it didn't work because the foreshadowing wasn't there to support it.

But, after you watch Aniken turn to the dark side - Luke's fall becomes not only possible but all too likely.

Oh, and Episode 1 doesn't exist so no Midichlorians, no Pod Racing, no WTF virgin birth, and minimal Jar Jar.

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yeah, this order makes the most sense if all the movies were a single movie. or series. Thematically, right after empire strikes back and, "I am your father", there would be a flashback showing how that happened. then, coming back to the present, for the conclusion.
And Anakins temptation is not part of the story until ep2+. Ep1 is only about palpatine, and amidala. And only barely. as, "whats palps homeplanet?" is not a vital part of the story.

not sure, I would agree on the Luke's fall being possible or likely. Anakins fall was kindof retarded. Clone wars does a much better job of giving us a conflicted Anakin, with actual reasons for being conflicted. movie anakin is just a whiny child who hates sand, and kills children because he had a bad dream.

Himeo said:

One of the reasons Episode 6 was weak was that they were trying to sell the question "Will Luke fall to the dark side?" but it didn't work because the foreshadowing wasn't there to support it.

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If you didn't like the lack of foreshadowing to sell certain possibilities, you won't like episode 8 very much.

Caliane said:

yeah, this order makes the most sense if all the movies were a single movie. or series. Thematically, right after empire strikes back and, "I am your father", there would be a flashback showing how that happened. then, coming back to the present, for the conclusion.
And Anakins temptation is not part of the story until ep2+. Ep1 is only about palpatine, and amidala. And only barely. as, "whats palps homeplanet?" is not a vital part of the story.

not sure, I would agree on the Luke's fall being possible or likely. Anakins fall was kindof retarded. Clone wars does a much better job of giving us a conflicted Anakin, with actual reasons for being conflicted. movie anakin is just a whiny child who hates sand, and kills children because he had a bad dream.

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Without episode 1, I'm free to head-canon my own version of Aniken and his motivations. He was a child slave who moved from one slave master to another (Jedi).

Yeah, sure, the Jedi "saved" him from his bondage on Tatooine. But what have they done for his mother and the other slaves? Abandoned them because they were useless to them.

Some "noble" order. What about the Republic? What were they doing to stop slavery? Not a damn thing.

So you have this kid who's got a chip on his shoulder from being a child slave and you tell him he can't use his powers to help the people he cares about. Worse, you stick him with a shitty supervisor who constantly belittles him and Lord's his non-existent wisdom over him. This shitty supervisor tells him he can't care about anyone or anything and stop having fun doing his job. Then, he starts getting premonitions about bad shit happening to his Mom, but his supervisor laughs it off - tells him he should forget about it. They're just bad dreams, don't be a pussy Aniken.

Then you send him off to fantasy paradise with a hot young down to fuck Natalie Portman. Something good happens to the guy for once in his life, but the dreams start getting worse. For the first time, the person he's with takes his premonitions seriously and they leave to find out if his mother is alive.

Fuck, no. She's totally been gang raped by the Space Muslims. So he kills a bunch of them as much to release his frustration as to get revenge. Only the slaughter doesn't satisfy him, it doesn't take away his guilt. He could have prevented this... if it wasn't for Obi Wan being a fucking retard.

So, now he no longer trusts the Jedi Order and he blames Obi Wan for his mothers death. He starts to question everything in his life, looking for a way to prevent this from happening again. He decides he can't do anything because he doesn't have the power to do it.

Then Vietnam breaks out, and he spends the next X years in a constant Battle where the incompetence of the Jedi and Republic leadership becomes unbearable.

Then he starts getting premonitions again, showing that Padme is going to die. Only this time, he's not going to make the mistake of ignoring it. He struggles to understand what he's sensing and shares his thoughts with the Emperor who reveals he can use Dark side powers to save Padme - as long as he's willing to turn against the Jedi.

Fuck it, alright. Trading one more slave master for another.

So he falls to the Dark Side, Padme dies anyway, and he spends the rest of his life using his powers to bring order to the Galaxy for the little guys. To clean up the slave trade, etc.

It's not perfect but it works for me.