Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

ohkcrlho

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Wtf are you talking about? It's star wars, Empire strikes back and return of the Jedi.
Get your shit together lads.

 

Himeo

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ohkcrlho said:

Wtf are you talking about?

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Star Wars.

By the way, my head-canon version includes the Karen Traviss Republic Commando books because they were the best thing about the Clone Wars and fuck you if you disagree.

 

Muurloen

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amigo

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Stopped watching after ~30sec. Gingerfuckface's dialog is still complete shit. If i wanted to watch a cartoon for pre-teens I'd do so.

 

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Gavinmad

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amigo said:

If i wanted to watch a cartoon for pre-teens I'd do so

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That's a profound insult to cartoons for pre-teens.

 

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jayrebb

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Muurloen said:

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Great job cutting almost 2 hours of playing-in-the-butt shit, but most characters are still a waste of screen time-- and it's still not a Star Wars story.

This is main trilogy we are talking about here. Not Rogue One or a stand-alone spinoff. Some of the positive feedback seems to struggle with rectifying that reality, both on this forum, and in the critic reviews.

 

Kovaks

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New story about how Rey would have died if they hadn't done some shitty last min editing, movie would have been way better if they had let he get stabbed.

 

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BoozeCube

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Siliconemelons

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Kovaks said:

New story about how Rey would have died if they hadn't done some shitty last min editing, movie would have been way better if they had let he get stabbed.

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Yeah and that is not the only one in that fight scene alone.

In that single posted vid she would have been gutted - as the 2nd blade passes by her gut with free hand movement - and of course, easily stabbed in the back as plainly seen.

 

jayrebb

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The one area they didn't fuck up in was removing all emotion and character development scenes.

Making this piece of shit a serious movie, with real characters that are to be taken seriously, would have been fucking tragic. The cumshot was Rian doing what's best for the overall vision.

 

Frenzied Wombat

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Can we please let this thread die along with my cherished childhood memories?

Everytime I see this thread bumped into New Posts it reminds me of this abomination and I have to reach for a bottle of Xanax.

 

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BoozeCube

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Frenzied Wombat said:

Can we please let this thread die along with my cherished childhood memories?

Everytime I see this thread bumped into New Posts it reminds me of this abomination and I have to reach for a bottle of Xanax.

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Big Phoenix

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• Apr 10, 2018

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Wait hold on. Does the guard sprout another blade from his stump after Rey slices off his hand?

 

Kiroy

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Big Phoenix said:

Wait hold on. Does the guard sprout another blade from his stump after Rey slices off his hand?

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liquid metal guards sent back in time by sith lord skynet

 

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BoozeCube

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Oh come on guys they only spent 3 billion dollars on the franchise you can't expect them to check these kind of details not when they blew their budget on such a compelling and interesting story.

 

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Gamma Rays

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Watching that short loop of footage, you can see how poorly done the fight choreography was.

Just unrealistic half moves and pushes.

 

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Siliconemelons

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Missing it... looked back a dozen pages...

But can someone link the multi hour and multi vid in depth review a guy did on why TLJ was terribad.

It was 2 or 3 parts. Can't find it- but it goes scene by scene on why it was shit- I need to link it to a friend on fb who said - to my reply they TLJ was bad and NES games had more character development - he said " you obviously do not know what development means"

Wtfbbq

 

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jayrebb

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Very hard pass on a scene by scene breakdown. Your friend isn't worth any time.

 

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Siliconemelons

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Lol, I watched the thing over like 2 weeks at work...it was crazy..


Sorry, I think it was one I found by recommended vid via one linked here... guess I'll wonder youtube haha

 

Siliconemelons

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Ahh - here you go.







If anyone thinks TLJ is "good" - here is essentially a scene by scene rebuttal and it incorporates user comments and "standard arguments for TLJ"

Tldr: TLJ was legit shit

 

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