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I am so disappointed right now. This movie was almost prequel bad. I just can't believe the choices they made and how disjointed the first 30-40 minutes were.
Off the top of my head here are my biggest issues or at least the ones that made me groan...
Overall it feels like whoever wrote this story line just binge watched the first 7 movies for the first time and then sat down and wrote a script, mising all the buance of what makes Star Wars so cool.
- There is no gravity in space, how the fuck did those bombs fall on the Dreadnaught?
- Leia flying through space
- Luke milking that Sea Cow Thing
- Luke Spear Fishing
- Chewie was just a throw away character
- Benicio's characters speech tick
- Why was Phasma even in this movie?
- Yoda Force Ghost lightning???
- The whole Speed Theme with the ships running out of fuel.
- Poe showing zero remorse for getting all the Bomber Pilots killed
- Poe's whole character
- The reveal about Rey's Parents felt like misdirect and we don't know the real answer yet, either way it was lame
- Thew lack of Origin Story for Snoke
- Snoke going out the way he did... more on this below
- The fight against the Praetorian Guards, let's broth kill 3 of the 4 we are fighting and struggle with the last one... WTF?
- When did Jedi' become David Copperfields?
- The HAMFISTED jokes every 5 minutes, less is more. If they cut out 5 or 6 of the jokes it would have been better.
- Kylo & Rey deciding they had to fight it out with each other rather than talk just a little
- Rose falling in love with Fin in less than 12 hours.
Regarding Snoke, just like the last Dark Side Force Wielder that got cut in half I look forward his triumphant return in the next Disnet XD Star Wars Cartoon Series. I have no doubt that Snoke will WILL himself to live using the his hate only to team up with his long lost brother Supreme Cheeser Poke. We will actually get an Origin Story worthy of the character only to have him die in a similar fashion yet it will be more satisfying. I feel like my childhood truly died tonight...
Agree with every, the movie was shit.
I'm already being attacked by fucking nerds on Facebook for saying so and I love star wars.
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