Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Leon

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This is even worse than my worst nightmares.

That can't be right.


Who am I kidding it's probably 100 percent accurate
 
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Kovaks

Mr. Poopybutthole
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the japs will have this movie first by 3 days, be ready for a subtitled cam copy to laugh at.
If I do watch this bag of shit I want it to be a version of just way out there Engrish totally wrong subtitles from China or Japan.
 
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Izo

Tranny Chaser
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If I do watch this bag of shit I want it to be a version of just way out there Engrish totally wrong subtitles from China or Japan.
Heh, I remember the Phantom Menace underwater pixelated divx release. Classic.
 

Malakriss

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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They're not even doing the courtesy of printing out a script and wiping their ass with it. They're simply shitting onto the film directly and then smushing it in.
 
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Fucker

Log Wizard
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Everyone is sucking and giving life forces now. It sounds like a porno, not Star Wars. It gives all new meaning to the question of who shot first.
 
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Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member
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Supporting the cam guy who supports Disney. Total shill, Chuck.
youll have to define "support" in this context, because all im doing is clicking some link for free while laughing at disney and you people who paid to see this 800 million dollar turkey.
 
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Vanessa

Uncle Tanya
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So how many retards here plan on watching opening night?
I'm a proud retard going opening night.

If dropping $8 to see an iconic franchise that I literally grew up with come to a close on opening night while being high as a kite and loving the energy that a full theatre gives off is supporting the SJW-Kathleen-Machine, then.... whatever my dudes. I'll be entertained and enjoying life while y'all will be angry at the world at home... that's fine. I'll still be here on FoH giving my spoiler free opinion of the film :)

I'm going in HOPING that JJ can clean up the fucking mess Rian left. That's my blank slate for the film.
 
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Masakari

Which way, western man?
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I'm a proud retard going opening night.

If dropping $8 to see an iconic franchise that I literally grew up with come to a close on opening night while being high as a kite and loving the energy that a full theatre gives off is supporting the SJW-Kathleen-Machine, then.... whatever my dudes. I'll be entertained and enjoying life while y'all will be angry at the world at home... that's fine. I'll still be here on FoH giving my spoiler free opinion of the film :)

I'm going in HOPING that JJ can clean up the fucking mess Rian left. That's my blank slate for the film.

Are you really a tranny?
 
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Izo

Tranny Chaser
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youll have to define "support" in this context, because all im doing is clicking some link for free while laughing at disney and you people who paid to see this 800 million dollar turkey.
You enable the linkmakers, who in term rely on someone actually paying to watch or be involved with production/distribution. So you're in the food chain. You're not abstinent. Ergo, it's Disney who laughs, regardless. Also I'm paying to go with friends, have a beer, night out away from the wife and kids, sit in a comfy theater chair and laugh with my friends. You're sitting at home with your computer watching a shitty resolution of the same production. For what, a few measly dollars? I'm pretty sure it's Disney who laughs the last laugh regardless. Come to the cinema with us, Chuk, it'll be merry and gay.
 
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Burns

Avatar of War Slayer
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Jokes on yall (watching it opening night), Ill be watching The Witcher from the comfort of my home, and not sitting in a theater with some shitheads that think a 4 year old even knows what the fuck is happening on screen.

If I watch a cam, it better be a damn good quality, otherwise I will wait until Blu-ray release, or it's on HBO/Netflix/Amazon (slim chance).
 
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Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member
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You enable the linkmakers, who in term rely on someone actually paying to watch or be involved with production/distribution. So you're in the food chain. You're not abstinent. Ergo, it's Disney who laughs, regardless. Also I'm paying to go with friends, have a beer, night out away from the wife and kids, sit in a comfy theater chair and laugh with my friends. You're sitting at home with your computer watching a shitty resolution of the same production. For what, a few measly dollars? I'm pretty sure it's Disney who laughs the last laugh regardless. Come to the cinema with us, Chuk, it'll be merry and gay.
disney already turned me wicked gay.