Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Kuro

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That's how the resistance has a fleet again after getting largely vaporized. Nobody's ever really gone
 
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Malakriss

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Should we place bets on which leak details are true? Like make a list of the major plot points they claim and YAY/NAY the believability.

And then when they're all true, set the whole thing on fire.
 
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Chukzombi

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Should we place bets on which leak details are true? Like make a list of the major plot points they claim and YAY/NAY the believability.

And then when they're all true, set the whole thing on fire.
we could try, but izo and jive turkey would have us thrown in the rickshaw for ruining their new childhoods.
 
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Chris

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I think the Swedish leak is true.
The stuff in the Swedish leak was in the leak a few weeks ago. Every leak just confirms the others and you can't really deny things like the Swedish film rating board.
 
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Valderen

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Should we place bets on which leak details are true? Like make a list of the major plot points they claim and YAY/NAY the believability.

And then when they're all true, set the whole thing on fire.

That actually sounds fun. :)

Probably would have to make another thread with (SPOILERS/LEAKS) in the title to appease people, and do a poll with all the leaks and people could vote on which they think will be true.
 

jayrebb

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What if the new trilogy was constructed by Palpatine to corrupt the series, causing mass anger and rage, which he feeds off of to fuel his resurrection?

On a side note, isn’t using the force to bring the dead back what Darth Plagus did and Palpatine stole from him?

I'd prefer they go with that over the clone story. it seems like the clone explanation wasn't popular. It was mocked by the fandom menace months ago, so they had plenty of time to reshoot and cut that portion of the Palpatine explanation out should they so desire to do so. And I tend to believe that they did, being that they are aware of the fandom menace-- as JJ acknowledged in Esquire.

But with this new life force shit and resurrection-- its possible that also extends to Palpatine's backstory for this movie.
 

Caliane

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Should we place bets on which leak details are true? Like make a list of the major plot points they claim and YAY/NAY the believability.

And then when they're all true, set the whole thing on fire.


its all true.
 
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Loser Araysar

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You Russian motherfucker you! I’m half Chilean but I only claim that on job applications and financial aid.

Lmao, don't let me catch your mulatto ass again trying to pass off as white
 
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Loser Araysar

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I'm glad you have time to shipost while you are on break from fighting a fire, comrade.

That's not a fire, that's just the smokestack when we go faster than 10 knots
 
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Kiroy

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trying to catch up on spoilers

so ray is the autistic incest baby of luke and leia? holy shit that actually explains a lot
 
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Loser Araysar

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Russian isn't proper white.

Russia was founded by the Vikings and is the most based country in Europe. You have a Pakistani terrorist as your mayor.

You wouldn't know what white is anymore
 
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Loser Araysar

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Whatever happened to Snoke?

Is he still around?
 

Chris

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Russia was founded by the Vikings and is the most based country in Europe. You have a Pakistani terrorist as your mayor.

You wouldn't know what white is anymore
England doesn't have a mayor.

Russia is half Central Asian Muslims.