LachiusTZ
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Merrith
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I mean...seeing the Millennium Falcon is cool. But most functioning adults/Star Wars fans should be able to know that a brief Millennium Falcon cameo in a shitty movie is still a shitty movie.
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Chris
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Best comparison I heard was that it's like Katy Perry critiquing Mozart.
Lord of the Rings was explictly written to be white people mythology, since Christianity then the Normal Conquest wiped out English folklore. Brown people didn't need mythologies written for them.
It's also a product of the time period it was written to take place in with the role of women, but he does show modern attitudes to women being correct via characters like Galadriel and Eowyn.
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Siliconemelons
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TBT-TheBigToe
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Anyone who judges the past through the lens of today is not only a short sighted idiot they are also failing to learn the lessons of the past, why things were the way they were, and how they could become that way again.
Funding morons.
Funding morons.
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Gurgeh
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Look at me. I'm the ring-bearer now.
The Adventurers of Tay'Tay Baggins: The trip to the pawn shop that buys gold jewellery.
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Chukzombi
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saw it in 77 too, was a huge star wars nerd til 99 when Lucas went full retard, its been downhill ever since. WAKE UP!I'll see it on opening weekend for sure.
I liked TFA a lot even though it was a copy of ANH, I like Rogue One, I liked Solo. The Last Jedi, I enjoyed to some extent when viewed superficially, when you really sit down and analyze it though, it's pretty awful. It's definitely the weakest one. That said for me they are 3 for 4, and it's still Star Wars...I still remember coming out of the theater in '77 as an 8 years old kid, totally in awe...and that feeling never left me. Star Wars soundtrack still me goosebumps 40 years later.
So there's no way I'll miss the end of the trilogy of trilogies.
Rogosh
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You mean a group of female lesbian/bi dwarves and a gay group of varying colored hobbits?
Gurgeh
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Synj
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Instead of a phial filled with water from her fountain, she gives out phials full of her yellowish tranny leakage.
Even Satan thinks I went too far with this one
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Gamma Rays
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At first I didn't scroll all the way down the black LOTR poster due to its size.
Then I did and saw the riders were Klansmen, fucken LOL.
Then I did and saw the riders were Klansmen, fucken LOL.
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iannis
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A migit and a woman vanquished an ancient evil which killed an entire nation of men.
I would say that's a progressive message. Unless you're a racist.
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pharmakos
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Rian Johnson Is OK With the Possibility of Star Wars: Episode IX Retconning The Last Jedi
How do we put this delicately? Some of the decisions Rian Johnson made in Star Wars: The Last Jedi...rubbed people the wrong way. The handling of Luke
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Chanur
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Rian Johnson Is OK With the Possibility of Star Wars: Episode IX Retconning The Last Jedi
How do we put this delicately? Some of the decisions Rian Johnson made in Star Wars: The Last Jedi...rubbed people the wrong way. The handling of Luke
These people are drowning in the koolaid.
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