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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
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Clearly, Holdo is the real villain on that one, because she apparently KNEW how to destroy an entire fleet with just one ship at warp speed, and didn't do it.
So everyone that sacrificed their lives on that bombing run is dead because Holdo (yet again) chose not to tell anyone anything about her super-secret plans/strategies.
So everyone that sacrificed their lives on that bombing run is dead because Holdo (yet again) chose not to tell anyone anything about her super-secret plans/strategies.
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Chukzombi
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its sad that there is no major big bad to this franchise. Marvel has Thanos and the reboot had Snoke. now its just Kylo Brat. with everyone dead except Rey he's just gonna be like a creepy white perv trying to get some tail .
Kylo: i can see you
Rey: stop it, leave me alone
Brat: i'm not wearing a shirt. do i look hot?
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Snoke is now a force apparition and Kylo striking him down was part of his master plan towards greater power. Keep any mention of Snoke out of the trailers.
Cheesy and derivative, but also something of a middle finger towards TLJ. Sadly it's doubtful he has the balls to rock the boat in any way.
Cheesy and derivative, but also something of a middle finger towards TLJ. Sadly it's doubtful he has the balls to rock the boat in any way.
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Obi Wan "Strike me down and I will shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine"
Snoke "hehe, I just need to get someone to kill me and whamo! ultra powerful!"
Snoke "hehe, I just need to get someone to kill me and whamo! ultra powerful!"
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Strange. I was going to post something about how much this movie will suck, then all desire drained from me and I hit the back button on my browser. I literally give zero fucks about New Star Wars (TM) anymore, to the point of not even caring to lambast this nonsense.
This franchise has struck me down, and completed its journey towards the dark side. Congrats KK and Co.
This franchise has struck me down, and completed its journey towards the dark side. Congrats KK and Co.
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I still believe Darth Jar Jar is behind this, even in death he still has plans.
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spronk
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remember a decade ago when you thought george lucas ruined star wars but now you kinda wish he still ran things
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Malakriss
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Uhhh, no. Lucas already gave his 2 cents on how he would do episodes 7-9 and... fuck no. We are glad that Disney got the shot, but we wish someone would time travel and end Kennedy's involvement before it began.
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one guy on youtube is calling this Plan 9 from a Galaxy Far Far Away. because of the parallells of Ed Wood using stock footage of Lugosi to make his movie to Abrams using cutting room floor footage of Carrie Fisher to make ep 9
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Star Wars: Episode IX Exclusive - Todd Fisher Reveals J. J. Abrams Will Also Incorporate Unused Footage of Carrie Fisher from 'The Last Jedi' to Bring Back Leia - Star Wars News Net
..and right back to shitsville. Unused footage from both TFA and TLJ will be incorporated.
..and right back to shitsville. Unused footage from both TFA and TLJ will be incorporated.
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Solo made cannon that a sith isn't dead after being cut in half so I'd say anything is possible with regards to Snoke. I agree with most of the rest of you though, what's the motivation for anything going forward and who exactly are we supposed to be cheering for?