Daidraco
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They'd ruin the Terrans for me on every level if they made it now. A bunch of faggot devs that have never been cool in their entire life that will try to appeal to what they "think" Highschool kids will like. For Example: The newest Saints Row. Cringe woke garbage amped up to 11 that not even faggots will enjoy.Where is my World of Starcaft you commie faggots?
The storyline will have multiple factions of Terrans, again. One faction with Kerrigan leading them saying that we have to understand and accept the Zerg as they are. Theyll closely resemble Saints Row characters. This will be the one story you'll closely interact with. The other main faction, the despicable, almost corny, ever so comical, evil doers that are depicted as businessmen on one hand, religious sects on the other and believe the Zerg are evil.

I could see them running a storyline that the Zerg beat back the Protoss and now the Protoss are living amongst the Terrans across the Terran Homeworlds and outposts. Giving them an excuse to do a minority plot line and just make everyone, even minorities, roll their fucking eyes all the fucking way around. We'll help them establish a new colony with their advanced technology that they'll have still refused to share with the Terrans. Insert expansion or five with this newest Protoss outpost saving the day, or finding ultimate weapons in ancient relics that will be instrumental in every battle against the bad terrans and the bad Zerg. Insert side issue with the Evil faction of Terran trying to steal the Protoss technology at every corner of the story.
(Wakanda)

Lastly, the storyline that they'll give the Zerg will be torn into two different factions as well. One faction an extremely smart, passive faction that just wants to survive and live in peace. The other faction that blindly hates and just wants war. We'll find out within the first expansion that its actually the Terrans that are at fault for this war happening in the first place. Terrans settled and encroached upon Zerg worlds and obliterated nesting sanctuaries. Pushing them off to almost uninhabitable worlds and now the Zerg are just trying to survive. Insert a reoccurring theme where the good Terran and the Peaceful Zerg are almost at the point of making the War Zerg's queen understand peace and then the mean old bad Terran come onto the scene to seize the opportunity to kill some Zerg. Undermining "peace."
(Enders Game)

(After imagining how each races story would play out in this day and age.. I hate to admit I'd probably play it and hope I could play the obvious two choices. The Nazi Crusader Businessmen with Guns or the Warring Zerg Hive.)
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