Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

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Adebisi

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I feel like you're runnin' outta steam, doc.

Take the night off. Come back refuelled.
 
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EverQuest is the Nokia 3310
iPhone 1 is World of Warcraft Classic
Samsung Galaxy Note 5 is some kind of MMO that has yet to be invented that will crush WoW
 
Mario Speedwagon

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Barraco Bisi_sl said:
EverQuest is the Nokia 3310
iPhone 1 is World of Warcraft Classic
Samsung Galaxy Note 5 is some kind of MMO that has yet to be invented that will crush WoW
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Nokia 3310: Amazing device, solidly built with only the features you need. A man's phone.

iphone: Colorful, childish garbage for casual faggots.

Your comparison checks out Bisi. Glad you're coming around.
 
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I regret my comparison.

Nothing good ever branched out from WoW's success.
 
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But WoW didn't push any other publisher to create bigger and better MMOs.
 
Mario Speedwagon

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Steve Jobs did push people to remember the importance of personal hygiene by being a smelly faggot. Just like basement dwelling fat WoW nerds. Literally the perfect comparison bro.
 
Adebisi

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Jobs stank and made billions

Basement dwellers stank and cleared plague quarter.

Comparison lost.
 
Mario Speedwagon

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Made billions of gold. A great success in their chosen field.


Comparison holds. Steve Jobs himself couldn't have shat a better comparison out of his cancer ridden anus. I applaud your perceptive awareness Bisi.
 
Tarrant

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I used a BB for my job. I hate it and try to break it all the time (as do others) as new hires are now getting Samsungs.
 
Agraza

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i haz samsung. is good. ty apple for providing blueprint of good device for koreans to make ubiquitous.
 
iannis

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Sometimes all you need is 1 good idea.

What about all the pre-mobile apple work? Amiga's were good computers. Apple ]['s... who the fuck DIDN'T play turtle or Oregon Trail during gradeschool (if they're between the ages of maybe 32-45). He weathered the Ascendancy of Bill Gates. He's one of the handful that managed that.

He might have been a complete piece of shit. But sometimes all you need is 1 good idea, and enough good enough ideas to keep you afloat until it happens.
 
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