Survivor 26: Caramoan

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foddon

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By all means and measures, that was a filler episode... but it was still great. I really love this season. A few thoughts:

  1. There is nothing pretty to look at, /sigh =(
  2. Oh, Brenda... I lied, there is something pretty to look at. Where has she been this season? Has she even done one interview?
I was about to say that Asian chick (I'm assuming that's Brenda) is fucking hot. It's understandable that you forgot about her though since she's barely been part of the show at all (no way I would've remembered her if I hadn't just watched it).
 

Kubla Kas_sl

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How the fuck did he get a job working for the feds?
I keep wanting to believe that Phillip is like a master spy and he can really just fall into a persona (this one happens to be a crazy ex-spy with mental issues) but sadly I think maybe he is just crazy now and maybe our government broke him and owes him some sort of recompense. Or he was just a desk jockey his whole career...
 

Soygen

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Yeah, Brenda is fine as hell, but she's playing way under the radar so far. We got some very nice shots of her in this week's challenge.

As for Phil, couldn't working for the IRS could constitute being a federal agent? That Wakandan straight crazy, regardless of his resume.
 

Djay

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I had never watched Nicaragua before, but it showed up on Amazon Prime, so watching it at the same time as this. I've never been really attracted to Asians, but...omg, Brenda. She may be my second favorite Survivor woman after Parvati now.

Brenda-Survivor-Caramoan.jpg
 

tt33_sl

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I thought I had read somewhere that he's one of the agents that does security clearances or something.
I think someone mentioned in the current season that he was in the Fisheries Dept? That is, going around and checking Fishing licenses etc. :-D
 

Bane_sl

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Was there ever a leaked picture of Sugar after that first competition where she went topless and flipped the other team the bird? She had a nice rack..
 

Pizoi

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Ya she had some topless pinup picture from what I recall. More recently she was full on naked in an episode of Weeds. Jessica Kiper is her name.

EDIT: No nudes in SFW forums, even if spoilered.(-Soygen)
 

Kubla Kas_sl

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That is pretty nice, I would like her hips a tad wider (knees too sharp!!!)... might be one of the best looking reality stars in the buff.
 

Bane_sl

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I was expecting someone to die in a challenge, or get eaten by a shark.. but that's hardly Survivor's fault. Could have happened to the Schmo walking down the street.
 

Pyros

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There's actually an investigation, both for the cause of the death(they required a blood test for illicit substances) and for the responsability of the doctor/production because supposedly they didn't want to fly him in an heli like they said they did because they weren't sure it was worth it and heli is expensive. It is a bit weird though that it happened in the first day, I wouldn't say it's impossible that someone who has a lot of trouble sleeping/not getting proper nourishment could have a heart attack, kinda like these korean gamers, but to have one on the first day.

Also supposedly didn't have any heart condition or anything, but the guy was 25 so it's really a bit weird.

Not that the french survivor is very interesting to watch, they use a much more limited set of rules and shit so you don't have all the drama and strategy you get in the US one(no individual idol, no team remixing halfway before the merge).
 

VariaVespasa_sl

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Ya, I'm betting on hyper-excited at the start of the new season and a previously undetected heart defect myself. Some athletes die from it. There were a series a stories on that kind of thing between 1 and 3 years ago iirc. Surprised the doctor missed it, since most european sports teams test for that specifically now I think, but I guess that caution didnt make it to TV.
 

BrutulTM

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A 25 year old having a heart attack has to be some sort of congenital defect or a drug overdose or something. That just doesn't happen otherwise.
 

Namon

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Talk about way overplaying your hand there. Corrine had everyone on board with voting Sherri, and then bam she can't help herself and starts running her mouth about Phillip. What a dumb mistake.
 

Soygen

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Wow, that was awesome. The best part was Dawn basically orchestrated the whole thing!