Survivor
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Gravel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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I'm still thinking the biggest fuck up the Goliaths have had is not getting rid of Angelina. She's already proven to have no loyalty and she's fucking batshit insane.
I really just wanted to smack her this week with her whole, "Oh yeah, so when I was getting my MBA...you know, at Yale...we took classes in negotiations...and now I'm going to be the savior of this tribe!"
I really just wanted to smack her this week with her whole, "Oh yeah, so when I was getting my MBA...you know, at Yale...we took classes in negotiations...and now I'm going to be the savior of this tribe!"
Namon
Blackwing Lair Raider
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This season was a really slow burner and really didn't start picking up until after they split to 3 tribes. The Goliaths that were dipping their toes into the waters of getting some David minions and then discovered the Davids weren't going to bow to their every whim, so they backpedaled to their original alliances were the ones that fucked up. With that said, Angelica is a cunt, and I really can't stand Michael. That dude thinks he is captain awesome, and he's actually terrible. On the other side Christian is amazing in every way. He's super entertaining with his over the top descriptions of everything and his social game and scheming have been pretty brilliant as well. I also really like Nick, although his little hissy fit over Christian getting Carl before they could get gabby was kind of laughable. Post merge this season has been amazing. I have never seen idols and advantages actually played, and played correctly this much since Hance with his idol farming for the next tribal in Somoa. This will definitely go down as one of the top seasons for me, it has been a ton of fun after appearing to be a dud at the very beginning.
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StoiCynic
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Idk, I like Christian and all but I totally agree with Nick. They blew through three idols to even the odds against the Goliaths and Gabby convinces him to go against Carl because she was left out of the loop? Her emotions made her a liabilty, she deserved to be out of the loop. Goliath's played that well, so glad they got Gabby out.
Gravel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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That was pretty baller by Christian. Basically recognizing that his closest ally and alliance turned on him.
That said, it would've been a lot better had it been him and one other who cast their votes for Gabby. As is, they just kinda lucked out that Angelina and Michael voted her out.
That said, it would've been a lot better had it been him and one other who cast their votes for Gabby. As is, they just kinda lucked out that Angelina and Michael voted her out.
Intrinsic
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I mean he was directly told she was coming after him. Not like there was much to figure out. No way at this point do you trust Nick who you just burned. Play it and 100% one more tribal.
Fucking Gabby though. She's smokin hot for me but that jealous crazy woman came out screaming after she got a glimpse of Christian's ugly duckling gf. She shoulda held through and convinced him to dump that uggo and go to the finals with her.
Fucking Gabby though. She's smokin hot for me but that jealous crazy woman came out screaming after she got a glimpse of Christian's ugly duckling gf. She shoulda held through and convinced him to dump that uggo and go to the finals with her.
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I haven't brought this up for at least an hour so don't think I'm trying to gain favor, but I gave up everything so we could get a bag of rice.
Also, when I insinuate each time that you guys owe me, don't think I keep bringing this up to insinuate that you guys owe me.
Also, when I insinuate each time that you guys owe me, don't think I keep bringing this up to insinuate that you guys owe me.
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Namon
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Yep she did. His decision to vote Carl out was his downfall. Had he kept that, Gabby would have been pissed but they would have survived her defection to the Goliaths. Hindsight is 20/20, and yeah
Intrinsic
I agree, Gabby is hot to me too. Her and Christian are smashing the shit out of each other, so all is right to the world. The way Christian greeted his gf pretty much said it's over to me. Either way, super bummed Christian is gone, and to me the only ones left that really deserve to win from gameplay are Nick and Davie. Mike is a distant 3rd but I hate that shmarmy style of gameplay where you just pit sides against each other. Alison is a complete bump on a log, and Angelina is a cunt. Hot as hell and crazy enough to be fun in bed, but only with a ball gag.
StoiCynic
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I liked Christian for the most part, but he got what he deserved. Gabby owes the dude an "old fashioned" or two but something tells me he's friendzoned.
Nick and Davey have played the best game by far. Gonna give the slight nod to Davey because I feel he has played the more honest game. Angelina has been trying to play but she's so transparent that no one takes her serious. She's only still around because she stands no chance of winning the jury, wouldn't surprise me if she gets to the end. Mike is annoying and already rich, Dr. chick is okay and all but hasn't done shit. Kara wasn't doing it for me until she fucked over Dan, now I find her super hot so I guess i'll root for her with Davey.
Nick and Davey have played the best game by far. Gonna give the slight nod to Davey because I feel he has played the more honest game. Angelina has been trying to play but she's so transparent that no one takes her serious. She's only still around because she stands no chance of winning the jury, wouldn't surprise me if she gets to the end. Mike is annoying and already rich, Dr. chick is okay and all but hasn't done shit. Kara wasn't doing it for me until she fucked over Dan, now I find her super hot so I guess i'll root for her with Davey.
Gravel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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I cannot figure out those votes. Seems like everything we were shown was just thrown out the window and the voting blocs we got were completely random. Kara, Nick, and Angelina? What?
Anyway, Angelina has now secured her spot in the final. She's one of the best goats we've had in a while. Transparent is a good descriptor. She really had no shot the moment she got called out by Elizabeth for jury management.
It's weird, because watching the immunity challenge I was thinking that this is one of the worst final 7 casts I think I've ever seen. It's been a good season, but it really just seems like they lucked into making it to the end. Davie and Nick are the only ones that seems even respectable. Kara maybe borderline.
Anyway, Angelina has now secured her spot in the final. She's one of the best goats we've had in a while. Transparent is a good descriptor. She really had no shot the moment she got called out by Elizabeth for jury management.
It's weird, because watching the immunity challenge I was thinking that this is one of the worst final 7 casts I think I've ever seen. It's been a good season, but it really just seems like they lucked into making it to the end. Davie and Nick are the only ones that seems even respectable. Kara maybe borderline.
Gravel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Season got off to a kind of slow start, looked like one of the best seasons ever in the middle, and then fizzled out as the shitty, uninteresting contestants made it to the end.
Ironically, I bitched about Angelina a ton, but she was the only thing that made the finale tolerable. She's fucking hilarious with how full of herself she is. That shit with the ladder was comedy gold.
Kara was a smoke show after getting cleaned up, and Alison, despite not being particularly attractive to me, has some killer legs.
Ironically, I bitched about Angelina a ton, but she was the only thing that made the finale tolerable. She's fucking hilarious with how full of herself she is. That shit with the ladder was comedy gold.
Kara was a smoke show after getting cleaned up, and Alison, despite not being particularly attractive to me, has some killer legs.
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I'm fine with how it played out after Nick pwned all the immunity challenges to stay alive.
During the jury part you could see the exact second he realized he'd have to play his "My mom's dead and everything I do is in her memory" card.
I don't know why Probst kept pushing the black guy after he got eliminated, I guess they're going to keep bringing him back until he wins.
Had a few eye rolls at:
"Two men helped me get the immunity idol, so that proves I got it all by myself, women powah !"
"I proved I can do things even when I'm not strutting around looking perfect !"
"Only 15% of immunity idols are found by women, please ignore the fact that most women lie on the beach all day rather than look for them !"
During the jury part you could see the exact second he realized he'd have to play his "My mom's dead and everything I do is in her memory" card.
I don't know why Probst kept pushing the black guy after he got eliminated, I guess they're going to keep bringing him back until he wins.
Had a few eye rolls at:
"Two men helped me get the immunity idol, so that proves I got it all by myself, women powah !"
"I proved I can do things even when I'm not strutting around looking perfect !"
"Only 15% of immunity idols are found by women, please ignore the fact that most women lie on the beach all day rather than look for them !"
Valorath
Blackwing Lair Raider
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I really liked this season. With Christian out, I was pulling for Davie and Nick, glad one of them won.
Not sure why Mike got any votes. Seemed to me like he was just a swing-vote all season and didn’t really drive the game in any fashion.
Is it just me, or is Angelina much more attractive without makeup on? I was looking forward to seeing what she looked like at the reunion, boy was I disappointed.
Not sure why Mike got any votes. Seemed to me like he was just a swing-vote all season and didn’t really drive the game in any fashion.
Is it just me, or is Angelina much more attractive without makeup on? I was looking forward to seeing what she looked like at the reunion, boy was I disappointed.
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Lanx
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caught up this season, man the show did get good after black lady got axe'd and got stupid after Christian got emo'd out.
Tried to root for Davey but he was gone next, so bleh, only positive prediction i made was that Angelina was def gonna make it to final 3.
When they gonna get rid of final 3? that shit is stoopid, do they just keep it around now to drum up more drama?
man, when was the last time it was just final 2? the season b4 yul's win? that was like 15years ago.
Tried to root for Davey but he was gone next, so bleh, only positive prediction i made was that Angelina was def gonna make it to final 3.
When they gonna get rid of final 3? that shit is stoopid, do they just keep it around now to drum up more drama?
man, when was the last time it was just final 2? the season b4 yul's win? that was like 15years ago.